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Johnsonsexual

People who are attracted to boys named johnson and his small tiny penis. Some characteristic of Johnson that they are attracted to are: Gay, genshinsexual and short.
Harry: I am attracted to Johnson
Ken: Do you mean the one who is genshinsexual, gay and short?
Harry: Yes! I am Johnsonsexual
by shooooo February 26, 2024
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Johnsonian hole misdirection

1. A reason for the disastrous 2024 election result cited by a mysterious ex-ministerial source.

2. The silhouette of an overweight man with huge feet and a huge nose, combining stereotypes of both a clown and the mythical liar, pinocchio.

3. A disguised insult in which the speaker appears to be suggesting that a particular person was sorely missed, when in fact the speaker is saying the person is and always was an (arse)hole or similar
A senior ex conservative minister blamed the parties trashing in 2024 on a Boris Johnson shaped hole - a Johnsonian hole misdirection that was picked up by the Tory-supporting press. At face value the ex-minister was bemoaning Boris Johnson's absence, when in fact (s)he may have been laying the blame at the door of Mr Johnson while implying that the man may also be a chocolate starfish in human form.
by gav-wan July 8, 2024
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Bob Johnsoning

gorgeous fellatio to leaders
The housewife was Bob Johnsoning her historical husband.
by Coop Dupe June 13, 2018
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Jeremius Johnsonius

A term you can use when Jeremy Johnson becomes a fossil.
"Next exhibit, the Jeremius Johnsonius."
by theworldofurbanwords December 7, 2024
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