1. A amazingly talented, beautiful voiced musician.
2. A sex symbol
3. A icon that people tend to get jealous of
4. A man that will take the world by storm
5. Perfect.
2. A sex symbol
3. A icon that people tend to get jealous of
4. A man that will take the world by storm
5. Perfect.
"did you hear John Mayers new cd TRY! it was spectacular"
" John Mayer is Beautiful, Period."
" John Mayer performs excellent live, go check it out"
" John Mayer is Beautiful, Period."
" John Mayer performs excellent live, go check it out"
by honeybananas February 26, 2006
John Mayer may act like a faggot sometimes but you cannot deny the fact that he has talent.
Most of you fucking morons believe everything you hear.
But the truth is, you are just jealous because he will get more pussy than your fat ass. Jk, you won't even get pussy. (
Most of you fucking morons believe everything you hear.
But the truth is, you are just jealous because he will get more pussy than your fat ass. Jk, you won't even get pussy. (
Mr 'Music King': Man John Mayer is a fucking homo! His music is so unoriginal! He's just copying Eric Clapton and Jimi Hendrix!
Unjudgemental Prick: Sorry, could you repeat yourself? I couldn't hear you over the sound of me not giving a fuck about your uneducated opinions
Unjudgemental Prick: Sorry, could you repeat yourself? I couldn't hear you over the sound of me not giving a fuck about your uneducated opinions
by Bill Nockers August 12, 2010
by Mr. B0jangles. February 14, 2014
A very talented musician. Girls like his lyrics, and guys like his insane guitar skills. Guys pretend to like his lyrics so they can get laid, and girls pretend to appreciate his guitar skills to impress her guy friends. He is surprisingly good live, rips off a lot of Hendrix, and many have said that he does Jimi justice. A lot of people are ashamed to say they like him, (mainly because of his terrible mainstream pop songs that in no way show his talent, i.e. Waiting on the World to Change, Your Body Is a Wonderland, etc.) especially "hardcore" Hendrix fans who won't admit he's a sick guitarist.
by Klephmeh December 28, 2007
I know a lot of ppl hate John here a definition John Mayer a guy that is willing the put himself out there even though some ppl don’t like him
by Oofers 420 May 2, 2019
You should John Mayer her.
I'm not going to John Mayer her, it's against my morals.
If you John Mayer her, it's a courtesy, your giving her something to write a song about.
I'm not going to John Mayer her, it's against my morals.
If you John Mayer her, it's a courtesy, your giving her something to write a song about.
by Jason Lange December 26, 2011
by SpiffyJ August 6, 2007