johan santana 

The best pitcher in baseball!!

johan santana strikes the mother*ers out!

johan santana by Twins Win September 10, 2006

Johan Santana 

The pitcher outdueled by Oakland A's Barry Zito and was dominated by Oakland A's Frank Thomas in Game 1 of 2006 ALDS.

Wow! Barry Zito really just out-pitched Johan Santana and Frank Thomas hit a monster homer off of Santana to hand Johan Santana his first home loss since August 1st, 2005 (which was also against the Oakland A's). Also to top it off it was in the postseason. Now the Twins have no shot of beating the A's.

Johan Santana by Oakland A's Sweeped the Minnesota Twins in the ALDS 2006 October 7, 2006

Johan syndrom 

When you not in school and only gaming osu with friends and genshin impact!!!!!

Johan was in home from school and played osu with friends. Thats called Johan syndrom

Johan syndrom by Furry meaning March 14, 2022

Johan SMA sutomo 

profesional admin

Johan Johan SMA sutomo Johan Johan AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiigh

Johan SMA sutomo by JOHAN ADMIN SMA January 4, 2022

johanns schwester 

Someone everyone has fucked

Someone: deine mutter
Someone: johanns schwester

johanns schwester by Deine ma October 31, 2022

Joann salas 

A girl that has affected many middle school students. Affected them in a way that will change them forever. This girl is the most amazing person and she always brighten her friends day. Her friends are the reason she goes to school, not only because she desire good grades but because she loves her friends. She also affected this one girl,”Aria K.” This girl has become the bestest person to Joann and was always there for her. This quote is from Aria, Janae K. ,”She truly is the bestest person to talk to. She was always so confident and was always there for me. Joann Salas is such a social butterfly and so confident.

Everyone: Joann Salas is always there for us!

Joann salas by L0velyar! March 14, 2023

Johana & Steven 

Two amazing people who are one of the best couples not only this but they are powerful together they are both sweet and a very cute couple alot girls will be jealous of steven and johana because they are so cute together they will even go as far as trying to breaking them up but it's not possible their connection and love is too powerful Johana loves using Steven sweater and hugging him together they are the couple who everyone jealous of and wishes they could a relationship like them they are so powerful together she texted him really fast and he is dry but is kind and cares for her they both love each other alot of girls will try to break steven and johana but they won't so there's no point in trying they both are sporty Steven's usually do basketball and track and football johana's usually do basketball but aren't that good at it soccer a little of track and volleyball Steven usually should help johana learn how to play basketball better and Steven's give johana their sweater on fieldtrips they are inseparable and yea at the beginning Steven's will want to focus on themselves but at the end they will end up realizing their feelings for johana and won't be able to get her off his mind and steven and johana will have a Spotify playlist together that johana mostly listens too but he still is in it point is they are good together Johana is usually a girl who has long hair and she usually Mexican and half something else Steven is usually a boy who is Vietnamese

Rachel:I wished I had an relationship like johana & steven they are so cute together

Jakie: ik Johana & steven are soo good together uhhh I wish I had that relationship

Rachel:me too uhhhh I'll try to break them up

Jakie:so many people already and Johana & steven arent intreasted on anyone else exept eachother i even tried its so hard it's like their meant to be uhhhh

Johana & Steven by Idk hi._. November 20, 2023