Johanne

A girl named Johanne is SO beautiful. She's the kind of girl you see on the street and gasp. She makes every boy go crazy. She's also very smart and kind. Very loyal, you can always count on her. She's also sexy af

Girl: hey, this is my friend Johanne
Guy: Holy crap, she's so hot

by yeahidkidk November 13, 2020

Johann

A skinny Asian kid who will fuck your bitch

Guy: FUCK! Johann fucked my girl!

by Faggoreeni October 25, 2018

Johannes

He has a big ass mahfacking dick its thic!!! All the ladys want it when they see it!

Girl: hey.....
Johannes: look at my dick
Girl: OMG FACK MEEEE

by Elias cp October 9, 2018

Johanne

She is funny, a break your heart type of person. She's clever and nice
thats a Johanne.

Johanne is nice.

by Hjertebanker123 October 23, 2019

Johannes

Alpha male
Does math for fun
Would be flour if a flavor

Johannes: hey-
Person: omg shawn mendes!

by MaresAndBthces March 21, 2022

Johannes

This can also be a name for girls! Johannes may look quiet and shy at first but if you befriend her your life would probably be shining with rows of rainbows and weirdness. But if you like or have a crush on her, just go and ask her if she likes you too. Also she is smart, hot, kind, generous and the girl who would always be there for you(Also not a plastic friend). So gurl *snap* *snap* be like JOHANNES!

Rupert: Hey this girl made my life smile. I think i like her.
Mitch: Dude, you fell inlove with a Johannes .

by JohannesThat November 25, 2016

Johann

A dude that is 181cm tall, bad at fortnite but better than Alden. This two dudes never ever, as a team, get victory royal. Not kind, maybe the worst two guys on earth. But better than Marcus!

Johann is better than Marcus.

by I know you johann July 25, 2018