a Johannes

Leaving a bad situation or person to increase the desire to come back.

He did a Johannes to his girlfriend

by TheJohannes January 29, 2021

Johann

A skinny Asian kid who will fuck your bitch

Guy: FUCK! Johann fucked my girl!

by Faggoreeni October 25, 2018

Johannes

He has a big ass mahfacking dick its thic!!! All the ladys want it when they see it!

Girl: hey.....
Johannes: look at my dick
Girl: OMG FACK MEEEE

by Elias cp October 09, 2018

Johanne

She is funny, a break your heart type of person. She's clever and nice
thats a Johanne.

Johanne is nice.

by Hjertebanker123 October 23, 2019

Johannes

Alpha male
Does math for fun
Would be flour if a flavor

Johannes: hey-
Person: omg shawn mendes!

by MaresAndBthces March 21, 2022

Johannes

This can also be a name for girls! Johannes may look quiet and shy at first but if you befriend her your life would probably be shining with rows of rainbows and weirdness. But if you like or have a crush on her, just go and ask her if she likes you too. Also she is smart, hot, kind, generous and the girl who would always be there for you(Also not a plastic friend). So gurl *snap* *snap* be like JOHANNES!

Rupert: Hey this girl made my life smile. I think i like her.
Mitch: Dude, you fell inlove with a Johannes .

by JohannesThat November 25, 2016

Johann

A dude that is 181cm tall, bad at fortnite but better than Alden. This two dudes never ever, as a team, get victory royal. Not kind, maybe the worst two guys on earth. But better than Marcus!

Johann is better than Marcus.

by I know you johann July 26, 2018