JIZZASTER

A tragic sexual act that ends up in bitter disappointment.

"...turns out we were both bottoms. It was SUCH a jizzaster!"

"...turns out we were both bottoms. It was SUCH a jizzaster!"

by Fenoogle September 30, 2014

jizzaster

Dissaster involving jizz or to jizz before any sexual activity takes place.

Joe:Hey Jack. How did you get that white stuff on your hand?
Jack:I had a jizzaster.

by Urban Ranger April 14, 2003

Jizzterm

Cynical term for a buzzword.

"Ambassador, with these jizzterms you are really baffling us!"

by Saint Constantinople Rockerfeller III June 11, 2008

Jizzaster

any problem having to do with sexual intercourse or a relationship

That one-night stand was a jizzaster.
Wow, we should have used a condom;that could have been a jizzaster.

by Khalid Foster Wallace October 21, 2010

Jizztermath

The moments after having a wank where the cum drips literally everywhere you don't want it to.

"I had a really bad Jizztermath last night!"
"Really?"
"Yeah... shirt, pants, sink and alot on the floor"

by truthaboutjizz July 28, 2012

Jizzaster

An unexplained and unnatural disaster that results in everyone covered in jizz

"This movie theatre floor is so sticky, what a jizzaster."

by Skin-NY November 30, 2014

Jizzershit

The act of having anal, busting your nut inside, and then the recipient takes a cum covered shit.

My boyfriend nutted in my ass last night, after he left I had the biggest Jizzershit ever.

by DrugDaddy April 22, 2023