jizzles

Term used to resemble cum, either cock cum or pussy cum. Usually used mid sentence, like the following example...

* Steph jizzles over his hot sexy body -f-
OR
* Pineapple jizzles all over her breasts and pussy.-m-

by Steph As Used In The Example haha July 14, 2006

oh em jizzles

gosh is to god as jizzles it to jesus. oh em jizzles is a term used to show some bodies surprise approval or dis-approval to something.

"hey guess what, arctic monkeys is doing a show here in milwaukee and i got free tickets YO" "oh em jizzles really...i love you scott lets makeout."

by indimatch November 30, 2009

Jizzmess

What may or may not be left on a piece of clothing after a one night stand with a guy unable to aim properly.

-What's that horrible spot on your dress darling?
-Jizzmess

by ekkilop March 15, 2009

Jizzlets

Jizzlets or jizzlet is the state between a new born baby and a fetus, it's basically when your half way out of the vagina and halfway in for that couple of seconds.

Mom: Aww, you and your sister were so cute as jizzlets.
Kid: Mom stop you're embarrassing me!!!

by Bob dinkledash January 13, 2019

Jizzness

When someone just jizzed but it ain’t your business!

Mind your jizzness!!!!

by mr.jizzness April 24, 2020

Jizzness

mixture of Jazz and Business for those mentally dyslexic.

It's cool and all that jizzness.

by roarimmabear December 20, 2010

Taking Care of Jizzness

get head, cum, ejaculate.

she sure is taking care of jizzness. Suzy sure takes care of jizzness seriously well. Although some girls have no business taking care of jizzness and never can quite finish the deed.

sometimes it's better to take care of your own jizzness right? like they say.. you want something done right you gotta do it yourself.

by aurorwolf July 30, 2012