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Jismslap

Noun. To ejaculate in ones hand and them slap their girlfriend/wife/partners ass with said jizz covered hand.

popularized in 2012 by the comedy sketch show "The Station 2" on youtube.
Hey hun tonight I'm totally going to jismslap you.

Or

dude, you wanna jismslap tonight?
by Pandaman3141 February 20, 2012
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jismslap

the act of cumming into your hand and slapping your partners butt during sex (preferably in the doggy-style position)
bro 1: bro....i jismslapped my girlfriend last night. It was so hot....

bro 2: what a boss.....
by jeremy lin March 19, 2012
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jismslap

Cumming in your hand and slapping your girlfriend's ass with it.
He's so good at jismslapping.
by kevin0302 March 17, 2012
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jismslap

The acting of ejaculating on ones hand and affectionately slapping your loved one on there posterior.

From www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCkc5rcSOwoac
I was making love to my girl and finished her off with a jismslap.
by slappydabutt March 21, 2012
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jismslap

When you cum in your hand and slap your girlfriend's ass. It's a loving gesture between two adults.
Dude 1: Guess what bro!
Dude 2: What?
Dude 1: I jismslapped my girlfriend!
Dude 2: Finally!
by ricksterrrbruh March 22, 2012
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jismslap

When a man cums in his hand, then slaps his girlfriend's ass. It's a loving gesture between 2 consenting adults.
Go on upstairs and jismslap my daughter!
by Salish Seaman March 17, 2012
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jismslap

When a guy cums on his hand and slaps the girl's ass.
Man: Dude, i just jismslapped my girlfriend last night.

Other man: That's awesome dude!
by Asian guy April 25, 2012
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