Jezzy tart

A jezzy tart is one who failed all their GCSEs , wears little to no clothes and has a distinct fishy odour.

When you’re having no luck on a night out you may resort to a jezzy tart to satisfy your needs and ensure you don’t go home ‘empty handed’
Often hang around pubs for free drinks and drunken men who will drop to their jezzy level.

Ayup Mickey there’s a proper jezzy tart over there mate you’re bound to pull

by Mickey gamer 123 December 21, 2025

Jizzy jezzy jess

A Jizzy Jizzy Jess is someone with poor pussy hygiene to point of having its own ecosystem.

I looked at her crusty panties and found out she was a Jizzy Jezzy Jess

by Mindy Vendetta May 7, 2022

Jizzy Jizzy Cocoa Puffs

When someone masturbates and finishes in someone else's bowl of cereal.

After my girlfriend got me a toothbrush for my birthday, I gave her Jizzy Jizzy Cocoa Puffs for hers.

by fuzzypickle16 March 25, 2012

Jizzy Wizzy

‘noun’ When the Male Sex Organ exhibits a double event during REM sleep. The penis ejaculates sperm while also excreting urine. ‘Jizzy’ referring to ejaculation and ‘Wizzy’ referring to urination.

Charlie: Man last night was mad, I had a jizzy wizzy while dreaming about having sex with a dead horse while also needing a piss.

by JizzoWizzo April 19, 2020

jeezy sneeze

A special kind of queef, when said vagina is overrun by a yeast infection.

"Mucus? In the chair? Corbyn, you back to jeezy-sneezing all the time? You should get that checked out, Quick." Jeezy sneeze

by BTWyourcuplidwasinmyass December 3, 2013

Jizzy Li

Famous pornstar. Legend says Jizzy Li was the first human who ever mastered the martial art of Jizz Fu, He once sucked 69 men's jizz storage dry in less than a planck instant.

I want Jizzy Li to suck my cock.

by Revoken September 4, 2016

Jizzypiss

the complex chemical mixture of urine and male(animal or human) semen. This can only occur in states of extreme orgasm where the male loses control of his kidney for a temporary period and it mixes with the semen.

Yo man i jizzypissed inside my bitch last night.

I just jizzypissed in your mouth.

Lets jizzypiss on your mom.

by Sheraz Roy Iqbal October 18, 2009