jewasian

The offspring of a jewish and asian couple.
These children usually have extremely high IQ's
they study hard, and are good with money.

The damn jewasian blew the grading curve again. My score of 23 should have been an A+

by Craig Michael September 15, 2007

Jebabijibab

A series of events in which the variable differ based on size and/or shape.

Yo, that nigga Malik got the Jebabijibab I heard...

by DeezNuts98 May 2, 2020

jewalized

a word you say in a online game when you throw a smoke or gas grenade at someone

Person 1: Holy shit i jewalized that person
Person 2: God damn

by MillioZook October 5, 2020

jewbait

v: To engage in the duplicitous and unethical practice of seducing a person of Jewish descent, only to abruptly demand an apology for the murder of Jesus. This startling demand often occurs after a moment of shared intimacy.

You can only imagine my dismay to discover, on the very day that I purchased an engagement ring, that she had been jewbaiting me this whole time.

Following Mel Gibson’s highly-publicized tirade of anti-Semitic remarks, some west-coast hipsters have begun employing the slang term “to Gibson” in lieu of the more commonly accepted “to jewbait.”

by EddyGibson September 16, 2006

jewbait

Money.
Currency.
Cash.
Bread.

If you want to attract jews, you're gonna need plenty of jewbait.

by alfric mordem March 12, 2008

Jewbiquitous

A trait or tradition spread throughout the jewish community.

A love of smear, Chinese food, and Asian women is jewbiquitous.

by The Feight Train June 12, 2008

Jewbait

v. The act of secretly sticking money to someone's back in an attempt to getting that person tackled by Jews.

That dude was pissing me off so I taped a dollar bill to his back and Jewbaited him!

by merro June 19, 2010