A saying to show your astonishment, or to accent what you are saying. It can also be a totally random response to anything anyone says. It can also be to show disapproval.
by HOLYCRAP March 17, 2005
mugGet the jesus titty fucking christmug.
When the son of god consensually fucks the titties of another man named Christ in public.
by victor kung October 30, 2010
mugGet the jesus titty fucking christmug.
A phrase commonly used by sunday school children when they scrape their knees, the phrase originated from the fact that Jesus and other sand niggers fuck sheep when they can't get laid.
Jesus Sheep-Fucking Christ you Moon Belly you just spilt the bong water.
by Tom Ali August 21, 2006
mugGet the Jesus Sheep-Fucking Christmug.

jesus fucking h christ!

Phrase screamed by angry motorists to either local police or state troopers to express extreme disgust over the price of a speeding ticket.
A hundred and some dollars, jesus fucking h christ!
by bob dick nelly April 15, 2009
mugGet the jesus fucking h christ!mug.
Said When Your Either Irritated and Pissed Off, Confused, Are Your About To Bite The Fucking Big One.
Irritated and Pissed Off
Jesus Jumping Fucking Christ If You Say 1 More Word During This Damn Movie I'll Carve Out Your Eyes And Skullfuck You
Confused
Jesus Jumping Fucking Christ Where The Fuck Is The Remote
About To Bite The Fucking Big One
Jesus Jumping Fucking Christ That 18 Wheeler's On The Wrong Side Of Th..................
by The Doc Brown May 6, 2006
mugGet the jesus jumping fucking christmug.

Jesus fuck me christ

What one says when scared so much they become angry.
Game: *Jumpscare*

Danny: AHHH!!!
Arin: JESUS FUCK ME CHRIST!
by A_Tired_Boi May 31, 2018
mugGet the Jesus fuck me christmug.
An expression of shock, fear or just plain surprise. Originating from the movie Team America.
by Polltang January 30, 2015
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