Jessica Simpson

my idol and favourite person in the world. she is talented stunning beyond words and genuine. i wish i was exactly like her.<3

Jessica Simpson is a role model to anyone.

by audreyhepburn January 15, 2006

Jessica Simpson

A fun loving southern girl who is gorgeous and loves to laugh. Jessica Simpsons are loved by many, except for the ones who are jealous of them. May not be the smartest ones on the planet, but they don't care what other people think of them, because inside, they know who they are and what kind of person they are.

She is SUCH a jessica simpson.

by phoebeeee January 30, 2007

Jessica Simpson

To do, copy, and bash everything an ex-girlfriend of your boyfriend did/does like Jessica Simpson did to Carrie Underwood.

Person 1: Oh my gosh, she's such a copy cat!
Person 2: I know! She's totally Jessica Simpson-ing it!

Alternative: She's totally J.S.ing it!

by sjghazosejtog October 17, 2008

jessica simpson

A woman who is probably set for life financially, not because of her music career, but through capitilizing on her disgustingly anencephalic stupidity. She makes Dubya look like Enstein.

Dick: "Think I'll go kill some brain cells".

Harry: "You gonna sniff some glue with me?"

Dick: "Naw, man. I'm gonna go watch "Newlyweds" on EmpTy V.

by Aw Yeah August 2, 2004

jessica simpson

the dumbest bitch on the face of the earth..proof that looks can get you money

Jessica: i didn't know buffalos had wings?!?!

by imnickmywifeisadumbbitch March 8, 2004

jessica simpson

The only person alive that can't see the difference between chicken and tuna.

*Jessica simpson eating 'sea chicken' (tuna)*
Jessica: is this chicken or tuna?
Nick Lachey: omg..

by Weapons of no mass destruction September 9, 2006

jessica simpson

The better Simpson. So what if she's dumb, at least she isn't a poser like ashlee.

Jessica Simpson: This says baby food. Is it food or is it baby?

by Angelacia May 14, 2007