Jesper

Jesper is a stupid ass bitch who likes to pop girls cherries and drop them right after. Jesper is the biggest qwackass to walk this earth and looks like a goofy ass carpenter. He only follows girls on instagram cause that’s how fkn shallow this douche bag of a human is and the guy will literally stick his dick in anything with a pulse. Jesper resembles franklin from treehouse cause he’s that damn fugly. The kid has an ass smoother then a baby’s ass for god sake. Jesper will make you wanna kill yourself because of how dry he is he’s dryer then your grandmas pussy. If your dating a Jesper break up with him, he’ll cheat on you!!!

“Jespers a piece of shit scum bag”

“Jesper fucks anything that’s alive”

by yolo2242 September 13, 2020

Jesper

A bloke with crooked teeth

Ew look at him he looks like he got hit in the teeth with a swing, such a jesper

by Road man in a van June 3, 2019

Jesper

A typical danish male name, meaning 'the patriot'

Occasionally used by immigrants to insult their immigrant friends when they are being way too danish(integrated)

-Hey Jesper, how's your mom doing?

-You know Ali? he's such a Jesper!

by Jesper Andersen December 14, 2008

Jesper

Sexy boi that girls like even more then anton !

Please Jesper make me cum!

by andsmash December 11, 2016

Jesper

A funny guy who is smart and attractive, everyone looks at him when he is passing by, they want to be his friend. If someone is mad at him his friends help him, he is rich and good in school.

WOW, Jesper is so cool, I want to be like him.

by JEERI September 21, 2020

Jesper

Jesper is an amazing person, they always make everyone laugh. They have the best smile and most perfect laugh. They have the best taste in everything and always gives great advice. They are the most perfect person you will ever meet.

If you meet a Jesper, keep them close.

Is that Jesper? Wow I want to be with them.

by Remis_soup69 November 27, 2021

jesper

jesp·er

-noun

1. a professional fool or clown, especially on an internet forum.

jesp·er

-verb (without object)

1. to talk idly, irrationally, excessively, or foolishly; chatter or prattle.

jesp·er

-verb (with object)

1. foolish, meaningless, or incoherent speechon a subject; prattle.

This guy is a jesper so just ignore him.

(Guy is a fool and has no clue what he is talking about.)

This guy really jespered the thread.

The guy ruined the thread by writing down stupid things.

by CP_SB September 3, 2010