Jersey Slamma-Jamma

This takes preparation. You need to be on the verge of a constipated poop. In other words, a solid shit. While performing anal, doggy style, you stealthily shit in your hand. In one fluid motion, you pull your cock out and slam the shit in the gaping hole, and immediately JAM your cock back in.

I haven't shit in a week, I'm going to give her a great Jersey Slamma-Jamma.

Jersey Slamma-Jamma by The saltine July 20, 2017

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New Jersey Spatula

When you are fisting your significant other and proceed to flip them over with your fist still inside of them, like a spatula

Riley: Flip me over and slap my ass
Matt: *with his fist still in her* NEW JERSEY SPATULA TIME!

*with the power of god he flips her over as if she were a spatula*

New Jersey Spatula by 11inchbonner November 5, 2018

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jersey sweep

When one is driving on the highway and switches three or more lanes at once. Typically done to avoid missed highway exits in heavy traffic, or to swing over to the fast lane to pass much slower traffic; without a turn signal or warning for other drivers.

"I got pulled over on 465 for doing a jersey sweep in front of State Police and it cost me $150."

jersey sweep by RAS8325 February 7, 2008

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New Jersey Speed Bag

When a lady squats above you whilst you are laying flat and attempts to give you a Cleveland steamer, you immediately react by applying an uppercut to the lady's rectum and forcing the would be Mr. Hanky back from wence it came.

I was with this crazy ass freak last night! She tried to give me the ole' Cleveland steamer so I gave her the New Jersey Speed Bag instead!

New Jersey Speed Bag by New Jersey Speed Bag ASC. January 12, 2020