Jerkpants

When someone is being a really stubborn or acting stupid towards something.

1.That cop who gave me the ticket was a real jerkpants.
2. Stop being a jerkpants and help me with this.

by ALAMB April 29, 2005

Jeopardy Music

That doo doo doo doo doo doo doo sound that plays during Ginal Jeopardy on the TV show, but when someone asks a tricky question in real life, a douchebag will probably repeat it for annoying sound effect purposes.

George: What's the capital of South Dakota?
Mike: Ummm....
George: Doo doo doo doo doo doo dooo...
Mike: Stop playing the Jeopardy Music it's so annoying!

by notinsouthdakotalolzerz August 4, 2012

Jeoparditis

(N.)1. Ability to recall correct answers while blanking out when pressed for elaboration and explanation. 2. Such an affliction, common primarily among Ivy League students at foreign universities and stateside.

Prof. Du Bois(at La Sorbonne): "Ah, yes, Moose, Aaron Burr is the correct answer. But can you tell me which political post he held in U.S. political history?

Moose: "Duh, political post? Uh, uh...uh, how'm I supposed to know that??!!

Prof. Du Bois: Tell me, Moose, do you suffer from Jeoparditis?

by Alleycat1969 April 20, 2012

jerozal

Loyal, devoted, lifetime fan of Rick Astley.

Jerozal is never gonna give you up.

by Carrie_The_Pagan_SciFi_Hottie May 30, 2018

joke jeopardy

it's a game you can play like jeopardy where you are presented with the "answer" or punchline to a joke and are asked to come up with the "question" or a statement that otherwise would elicit that punchline.

"Want to play joke jeopardy?"

examples:

punchline: to get to the other side.
setup: Why did the chicken cross the road?

punchline: the gooey-decimal system.
setup: How are porno stores organized?

by Skullthuggery September 7, 2006

Jewish Jeopardy

The banter/dropping of names between two Jews of finding out who knows who

"Do you know Irving, Miriams husband that lives in Florida? "
"Ahh doesn't he have a brother that lives in an apartment above Gristedes between west 62nd and 63rd?"
"Oye I know that schmuck very vell"
"Then you must know my brother Izzy then?"

by Uncle Tom March 22, 2005

Single Jeopardy

The first 30 questions of the game show Jeopardy!. If Double Jeopardy is the second round, then logically, Single Jeopardy comes first.

It's already at the end of Single Jeopardy and Ken's up by $5,000.

by geniusonwheels February 6, 2009