Jeraldine

A large anus that inserts itself in society by filling hole.

Construction Worker #1: That sinkhole should be filled.
Construction Worker #2: Yeah lets just use a Jeraldine to fill it.
Construction Worker #1: Were going to need a big Jeraldine.

by BirdsGoCawk June 23, 2010

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Jarhald

A great god responsible of creating all life on Earth. Jarhald was the divine ruler of the planet Arhaldia, and ruled over his loyal subjects with the power of peace, and kindness. He continues to rule over humans in the spiritual world through a block of paper that we praise, and worship.

Heretic: “Jarhald sucks, our true lord is God!”

Guardian of Jarhald: “Ungrateful, and weak are you. You should be grateful for the life Jarhald has given you, when he returns, you shall be smite by his divine power!”

by Dmitri The Follower June 10, 2018

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Jerald

Has a unibrow and is stupid

Jerald isn't attractive

by FrenchFriesAreTASTY August 30, 2019

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Jeralding

Jeralding is a game made by the father of three Ukrainian home schooled boys who he feared were becoming incestuous homosexuals after he walked in on them jerking each other. The game was designed to prevent them from having sexual tensions. The game requires a pair of scissors, and a spoon and jar of jelly for each player. The game starts out by two or more players playing rock paper scissors, who ever eventually loses must get naked and slice their penis with the scissors, the the player must run to the hospitol naked while the remaining players chase him flinging jelly at him with the spoons.

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> hey, you guys want to do some jeralding?
> No?
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by Віктор Юлія September 14, 2012

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