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A great god responsible of creating all life on Earth. Jarhald was the divine ruler of the planet Arhaldia, and ruled over his loyal subjects with the power of peace, and kindness. He continues to rule over humans in the spiritual world through a block of paper that we praise, and worship.
Heretic: “Jarhald sucks, our true lord is God!”

Guardian of Jarhald: “Ungrateful, and weak are you. You should be grateful for the life Jarhald has given you, when he returns, you shall be smite by his divine power!”
Jarhald by Dmitri The Follower June 10, 2018
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Jaraldeen Peeves 

Homosexual truck driver who, if given the chance, will lube up the bung hole of a young boy and have rigorous man sex and rimming out of that same bung hole all whilst eating a baked cake off his back.
Pete: ( walks into Mcdonalds ) dude who is that guy eating a cheesburger and masturbating in the corner.
Jim: He must be a Jaraldeen Peeves. Lets get outta here.
Jaraldeen Peeves by chuck132 July 7, 2011
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A lil mexican with a small jewish dick. They arent very good in bed. No woman wants to be with them. They smell really bad and jack off everyday.
Jaraldo please put your pants back on; no one wants to see that.
Jaraldo by hardbeef March 14, 2010
Its sound very suave and hot very sexy and pogi
hey look its jerhald pogi yan eh
Jerhald by Spigel May 16, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026