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A great god responsible of creating all life on Earth. Jarhald was the divine ruler of the planet Arhaldia, and ruled over his loyal subjects with the power of peace, and kindness. He continues to rule over humans in the spiritual world through a block of paper that we praise, and worship.
Heretic: “Jarhald sucks, our true lord is God!”

Guardian of Jarhald: “Ungrateful, and weak are you. You should be grateful for the life Jarhald has given you, when he returns, you shall be smite by his divine power!”
Jarhald by Dmitri The Follower June 10, 2018
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Jaraldeen Peeves 

Homosexual truck driver who, if given the chance, will lube up the bung hole of a young boy and have rigorous man sex and rimming out of that same bung hole all whilst eating a baked cake off his back.
Pete: ( walks into Mcdonalds ) dude who is that guy eating a cheesburger and masturbating in the corner.
Jim: He must be a Jaraldeen Peeves. Lets get outta here.
Jaraldeen Peeves by chuck132 July 7, 2011
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A lil mexican with a small jewish dick. They arent very good in bed. No woman wants to be with them. They smell really bad and jack off everyday.
Jaraldo please put your pants back on; no one wants to see that.
Jaraldo by hardbeef March 14, 2010
Its sound very suave and hot very sexy and pogi
hey look its jerhald pogi yan eh
Jerhald by Spigel May 16, 2022
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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