A great god responsible of creating all life on Earth. Jarhald was the divine ruler of the planet Arhaldia, and ruled over his loyal subjects with the power of peace, and kindness. He continues to rule over humans in the spiritual world through a block of paper that we praise, and worship.
Heretic: “Jarhald sucks, our true lord is God!”
Guardian of Jarhald: “Ungrateful, and weak are you. You should be grateful for the life Jarhald has given you, when he returns, you shall be smite by his divine power!”
Guardian of Jarhald: “Ungrateful, and weak are you. You should be grateful for the life Jarhald has given you, when he returns, you shall be smite by his divine power!”
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Pete: ( walks into Mcdonalds ) dude who is that guy eating a cheesburger and masturbating in the corner.
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Jim: He must be a Jaraldeen Peeves. Lets get outta here.
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