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Jesusexual

A sexual orientation that consists of being so into Jesus you're not interested in sex with actual people.
Dan is such a jesusexual he didn't even respond to that girls hand down his pants because he was praying.
by Synsational May 2, 2017
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Jewsexual

Someone who is only attracted to people of the jewish faith (only when a bah mitzvah has taken place). Is commonly used as an insult in the Harrogate Area.
*someone fails on tony hawks underground* 'You are a Jewsexual'

Guy: Dude, that Jew is really hot, I'd like to wrestle her in mashed potato.
Other guy: (under breath) You're such a Jewsexual, man.
by Alfroscrowen August 5, 2009
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Joesexual

A sexual proclivity, fetish or casual interest in seeing Latino men in pink underwear. Originated by Joe Arpaio, the Arizona sheriff controversial for his interest in Latino men and his bragging about making prisoners wear pink boxers.
The way that guy talks about prosecuting immigrants makes me wonder if he might be joesexual.

While you might think that Hombres Caliente is a women's magazine, it's primary demographic is joesexuals.
by DezertDBack November 30, 2009
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jeansexual

when you are in love with jean kirstein (from attack on titan) so much to a point where you love him and him only
my friend: wait are you really bisexual?

me: no, im a jeansexual
by anonymous December 21, 2020
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Jensexual

a person who is romantically or sexually attracted exclusively to Jennie Kim.
Yanny: "Laurel, Are you a gay?"
Laurel: "No?!"
Yanny: "So, you're straight?"
Laurel: "No, i'm jensexual."
Yanny: "What the hell is that?"
Laurel: "It means i'm only attracted to Jennie."
by Jensexuality February 27, 2023
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Jeffsexual

Is where you are attracted to the extremely beautiful Jeff the Killer. You should look up pictures of him at night alone for sexy time. His face will forever be in your dreams. So remember to

Go. To. Sleep. ;)
Jeffsexual i.e.

Fan girl 1: OMG have you heard of Jeff the Killer?!
Fan girl 2: OMG yaaaaasssssss!!! He's so gorgeous!!!!
Normal fucking person: *is having nightmare about Jeff the Killer's face*
by IDefinedSomethingHere April 9, 2019
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JoSexual

When you attracted to dr. Jo Wilson

And only her greys anatomy has the hottest doctors
I'm coming out as JoSexual
by Singler24k January 6, 2021
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