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Junophobia

A phobic disorder consisting of an irrational fear of teenagers who incorporate more than 10% of Urban Dictionary into their lexicon. Eponymously named after Diablo Cody's "Juno MacGuff" and the fear that some people have of teenagers that speak in that manner.
Person 1: Why are you avoiding her?
Person 2: Listen to the way she talks? She's too hip for me.
Person 1: The problem isn't her vocabulary, the problem is your junophobia.
by FuMikchu May 12, 2008
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Red Jeepophobia

When you're scared of Red Jeeps.
"hey man look at that red jeep!"

"Noooo I have red Jeepophobia"
by Jagyngnakdhwsed September 3, 2022
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jenaphobia

Fear of anything associated with the ultimate coolness.
Wow, that is the most incredible theory I've ever heard, too be he won't even listen to it, he's suffering from jenaphobia
by j1969 September 21, 2009
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Jeniphobia

No one but Chuck Norris can overcome jeniphobia.
by phenomenicphobia June 15, 2012
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Jonaphobia

Jonaphobia has struck me down
by Papasan37 September 10, 2019
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Cenophobia

The underlying fear that every viral video you watch online will turn into the John Cena theme song.
Get meme'd on you fucking cenophobe.

Tumblr gave me a serious case of cenophobia.
by Git fooked October 9, 2016
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Xenophobia

The term 'xenophobia' is typically used to denote a phobic attitude towards foreigners or strangers, or even of the unknown. Racism in general is described as a form of xenophobia.
-"Why do we have to have white people at the front of the bus, and black people at the back of the bus? Why can't we all be green?"

-"Light green at the front of the bus, and dark green at the back please!"
by Mr Munchkins August 24, 2005
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