Downriver Jellyfish

A Downriver Jellyfish refers to the aquatic marvel that is indigenous to the southern portion of the Detroit River. Its composition consist of one used latex condom with ejaculate, knotted off and released into the water. Downriver Jellyfish are often observed floating in marinas, canals and occasionally known to wash up on beaches.

"Hey Steve! It must of been a real fuck-fest last night, there is a school of Downriver Jellyfish floating near the boat".

by Lazynugz August 14, 2019

hudson river jellyfish

The used condoms you find floating near the docks and shores of the hudson river. They get this name b/c they kind of float there and are white and yeah its just nasty.

When you look down next to the dock to put the boat in the water and theres a hudson river jellyfish floating there....

by Ualbany Crew May 6, 2006

Jellyfish

A state of euphoria resembling a brainless underwater creature usually caused by drugs, music, alcohol, or some combination of all the above.

Sheldon was so jellyfish that he passed out while standing at the EDM festival

by MalaysianSensation November 16, 2015

Jellyfish Fastball

This move is done after engaging in doggystyle secks. The man ejaculates into the woman's vagina. He then holds his hand like a cup underneath the semen (Jellyfish) filled vagina. With his other hand he grabs the woman's side and begins to tickle her. If done correctly it will cause a muscle contraction that forces the semen from the vagina into the cupped hand. When the woman turns to look back to see what is going on, that is when the male siezes the opportunity and hits her right in between the eyes with a Jellyfish Fastball.

That bitch was so pissed when I hit her with a sidearm Jellyfish Fastball!

by Hoostin10 September 20, 2011

Scandinavian Jellyfish

A sex move. It begins with the pair doing it doggy style. The person on the giving end then takes a 5-gallon bucket full of grape jelly and dumps it on the head of the other partner. The giver then promptly zaps their partner with a taser.

Dude, I gave my girlfriend the Scandinavian Jellyfish and now she's in a coma!

by Cockjockey 942 August 19, 2008

Box jellyfish

The most venomous jellyfish living in the World. Its head is not hazardous but its tentacles can kill a human in 4 minutes when touched.

The box jellyfish is a very dangerous sea creature that lives in Australia.

by Secondary Metabolite May 18, 2022

Desert Jellyfish

The semen left in the shower after ejaculating while deployed to the desert.

I went to take a shower and there was a huge desert jellyfish clinging to the drain.

by What a nice tie July 9, 2010