Jealous Bitches

People that go out of their way to put you down in hopes of boosting their own self-confidence, only because they're jealous of you.

They're such jealous bitches, look at how they just dissed you on facebook! They sure showed us!

by Sylvia Winters August 13, 2010

Jealesbian

A lesbian who is jealous of a girl for hooking up with another girl that she is into.

Jackie needs to stop being such a jealesbian! She had her chance!

by DiamondgirlJ March 21, 2010

jealfish

When a person is being jealous and selfish at the same time.

A friend is jealous that you're prettier than her so she won't let you borrow her clothes; she's jealfish!

by Ellie Bambi February 5, 2015

Bacon Jealousy

The intense resentment one feels when they smell or see bacon that is not their own.

Usually results in the envious subject cooking there own bacon.

Jack: Do you smell that?
Mark: Yeah, I've got me some bacon jealousy.
Jack: Same.

by the shiny elf November 12, 2011

jealpaso

(1) to summarily dismiss a person's argument or complaint (regardless of context, situation or circumstances) and label them "jealous" (2) to create or fabricate a situation for the purpose of labeling someone "jealous" (3) a person or persons who engage in jealpaso.
Named for practices commonly encountered in conversations and situations among the residents of El Paso, Texas.

Did Javier even listen to you when you said his sister put you on the spot asking you personal questions? No, he pulled a jealpaso.

Linda started checking out this guy, looking him up and down, and she looked over at me to see what I would do. Man, I ain't fallin' for no jealpaso! I just kept talking to my friend.

I was trying to engage in an intelligent discussion on a news site, but there were too many jealpasos chiming in.

by CodeCrete October 1, 2020

Jealust

feeling or showing envy of someone because of their sex life or intimate relationships and displaying it in a reactivate, manipulative, or dishonest manner.

Jealust- when you want another person's sex life and make manipulative and dishonest attempts to take it from them.

"She's jealust over me because she knows my man ****s my brains out at least six times a week."

"She's psycho jealust! Like Single White Female jealust! She told my girl I might have AIDS, jealust!"

"Jealust much???"

"You know that little punk's jealust because we ****, right?"

"I tampered with your husband's fertility test results because I'm jealust and I want you and I'm sorry."

by Solarcero_de_Rais November 4, 2018

Jealousy

a strang thing so much more powerful than you would have thought and very irrational.

i had jealousy when i looked at her with him.

by Twilight Book April 4, 2009