by Turdberry April 2, 2011
Get the japaster mug.A ringtone company that is responsible for producing the most unbearably irritating commercials to have ever plagued television. Most hideously annoying of all is that sodding "frog" (which resembles a swollen tumour given eyes, a helmet, and tiny genetalia with a "Censored" tag crapped across it), whose high-pitched squealing, ridiculously annoying animations and general nature, all proves that Jamster is making their profits from a DELIBERATE attempt to drive people insane. So far, for many audiences, it's working.
Aside from that sodding amphibian that's become Jamster's most infamously irritating mascot, Jamster provide equally annoying ringtones, wallpapers and screensavers, many of which are crass, crappy, and/or lame, 4-5 frame animations. Anybody willing to waste money for something that was directly manifested out of pure hate, evil and a company's desire to further shove one more annoying commercial into the TV network's already over-bloated advertising market... need to be cleansed from the human gene pool.
Aside from that sodding amphibian that's become Jamster's most infamously irritating mascot, Jamster provide equally annoying ringtones, wallpapers and screensavers, many of which are crass, crappy, and/or lame, 4-5 frame animations. Anybody willing to waste money for something that was directly manifested out of pure hate, evil and a company's desire to further shove one more annoying commercial into the TV network's already over-bloated advertising market... need to be cleansed from the human gene pool.
Watcher #1: "Oh shits, not that fucking Jamster commercial! SHIT, where's the fucking remote?!"
Crazy Frog: *mimics a DJ whilst squeaking in pitched tones*
Watcher #1: "Ah, shit! I can't find it! Quick, do SOMETHING!"
Watcher #2: "AAAARRGGGGH!!" *hurls a baseball bat into the TV-screen*
Watcher #1: "That's the third fucking television Jamster's caused me to break. Fuck, I need to start keeping track of where the remote's kept."
Crazy Frog: *mimics a DJ whilst squeaking in pitched tones*
Watcher #1: "Ah, shit! I can't find it! Quick, do SOMETHING!"
Watcher #2: "AAAARRGGGGH!!" *hurls a baseball bat into the TV-screen*
Watcher #1: "That's the third fucking television Jamster's caused me to break. Fuck, I need to start keeping track of where the remote's kept."
by Alhadis May 27, 2005
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When two musicians are supposed to get together to jam, but only one shows up. He/she has to play with him/herself, so to speak.
If you make me jamasturbate again, you're out of the band.
by jammino September 30, 2008
Get the jamasturbate mug.An individual who uses his/her money and material posessions to gain companionship. A Paymaster is often unattractive or older, and has difficulty maintaining meaningful relationships.
When you see a young, beautiful woman with an old, broke down man there's a good chance he is paying her bills, buying her clothes, wining and dining her, and NOT getting any sex! This poor man would be considered a PAYMASTER.
"She is way too pretty for him; dude must be a Paymaster!"
"She is way too pretty for him; dude must be a Paymaster!"
by Tia B. May 13, 2006
Get the Paymaster mug.Really STUPID COMMERCIALS THAT APPEAR ABOUT 3000 TIMES A DAY ON MTV ALONE AND THERE IS NOTHING WE CAN DO ABOUT AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
by Oz January 17, 2005
Get the jamster mug.Possibly the closest thing to e-mail spam on television. Advertises their awful "Crazy Frog" ringtone on just about every music channel in the UK through a series of incredibly annoying commercials.
The Frog looks even stupider now thanks to dumb Christians who couldn't handle it's genitalia.
The Frog looks even stupider now thanks to dumb Christians who couldn't handle it's genitalia.
On VH1 Classic for example, Crazy Frog adverts are shown like twice every break.
Not to mention Jamster also makes ringtones for the newest hits out there, such as Britney Spears and 50 Cent, and advertises them on VH1 Classic, of all channels. Doesn't make much business sense to me.
Not to mention Jamster also makes ringtones for the newest hits out there, such as Britney Spears and 50 Cent, and advertises them on VH1 Classic, of all channels. Doesn't make much business sense to me.
by ATH April 9, 2005
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