jaundice cum

The affliction caused by the lack of "release" for a number of months, causing a yellowish and possibly lumpy discharge from the male reproductive organ, also known as the pee-nis.

Andy, I haven't jazzed in so long that I'm afraid if Katrina blows me that I might coat her in jaundice cum. Yellow is not a good color on her....

by FletchTheCart July 22, 2017

grandma jaundice

Where one person poops in the other person's eyes, and then they pee in their face.

That guy just Grandma Jaundiced that woman.

by Grandpa Evans April 22, 2008

jaundiced

The act of looking unlike yourself; like crap

After he got his wisdom teeth out, George appeared jaundiced.

by Down-Home May 14, 2006

jaundice

1. relating to something that is the shit.
2. one will say when they are excited or happy.

If I get this job, it will be the jaundice.

Damn, that girl is the jaundice!

JAUNDICE!!!

by colin and brandon (aka the tits) April 25, 2005

jaundis

its like a dickhead, bellend,cock face, faggot.

yo, george why are you being such a jaundis to my sister ?

''sorii bill shes been saying shit about me''

ouch,

''whats up bill ?

''he hit me right in the jaundis''

''the penis always hurts when been hit bro''

by xFuSii0nZ x April 16, 2009

Jaundice

Very fucked up on alcohol. Also a word for alcohol itself. So it can be a noun or adjective. It's medically a term for when the eyes turn yellow and is a symptom of liver failure.

Guy 1: Can you drive?
Drunk guy: Too jaundice man...
Guy 1: For sure it's all good.

Guy 1: We need to buy some more jaundice my buzz is fading
Guy 2: Let's go!!

by Carpe92 January 18, 2011

jaundice

A nerdier way of using the Philly slang word, jawn.

-"Yo Chad, I just got my physics test back"
-"What did you get on that jaundice?"
-"I got a 33."

by Kuntalopolous April 24, 2010