Girl: daaaaaaanm he hot
Girl 2: hell ya he’s such a sexy mofo
Jarod: “I LIKE THEM BIG I LIKE THEM CHUNKY .
Girl 2: hell ya he’s such a sexy mofo
Jarod: “I LIKE THEM BIG I LIKE THEM CHUNKY .
by Dinklepop April 9, 2019
A FUCKING ASSHOLE PIECE OF SHIT CUNT, WHO SHOULDN'T BE TRUSTED NO MATTER WHAT AND WILL LEAVE AT THE FIRST CHANCE HE CAN GET LAID.
by BIGDICKSENPAI September 10, 2018
When an Individual, or group of people are acting In an Immature, or Childish fashion. Often ending In an Intense fit of Rage. Generally for no reason.
by Lord_Dielan_Island March 31, 2016
A floppy Jarod occurs when a man's dick is super hard, and then suddenly an ugly-ass person and/or thing comes in, and he is turned off. Immediately his dick turns into a floppy Jared.
Person 1: I was so hard last night until I saw my girlfriend's pussy.
Person 2: Haha, really?
Person 1: Yeahh Man! I was so turned off; I got a Floppy Jarod.
Person 2: Haha, really?
Person 1: Yeahh Man! I was so turned off; I got a Floppy Jarod.
by Johnny Smores. April 5, 2009
He really likes cars, like he REALLY likes cars. You don't understand how much he likes cars, and anal
by Larod Jockwood September 4, 2015
Jarod is a man who finds burnt poptarts amusing and relates his life to detroit rock city. He is also a kick-ass bass player and a best friend to many.
by Emily November 2, 2004