Jarod

He’s a sexy mofo. And he loves his 6 inches

Girl: daaaaaaanm he hot
Girl 2: hell ya he’s such a sexy mofo
Jarod: “I LIKE THEM BIG I LIKE THEM CHUNKY .

by Dinklepop April 09, 2019

Jarod

A FUCKING ASSHOLE PIECE OF SHIT CUNT, WHO SHOULDN'T BE TRUSTED NO MATTER WHAT AND WILL LEAVE AT THE FIRST CHANCE HE CAN GET LAID.

A: What do you think of him
B: Don't bother with him he is such a Jarod

by BIGDICKSENPAI September 10, 2018

Pulling a Jarod

When an Individual, or group of people are acting In an Immature, or Childish fashion. Often ending In an Intense fit of Rage. Generally for no reason.

Wow, he actually said that. He's definitely pulling a Jarod!

by Lord_Dielan_Island March 31, 2016

Floppy Jarod

A floppy Jarod occurs when a man's dick is super hard, and then suddenly an ugly-ass person and/or thing comes in, and he is turned off. Immediately his dick turns into a floppy Jared.

Person 1: I was so hard last night until I saw my girlfriend's pussy.
Person 2: Haha, really?
Person 1: Yeahh Man! I was so turned off; I got a Floppy Jarod.

by Johnny Smores. April 05, 2009

jarod lockwood

He really likes cars, like he REALLY likes cars. You don't understand how much he likes cars, and anal

Jarod Lockwood, or Larod Jockwood, likes cars

by Larod Jockwood September 04, 2015

Jarod

A fucking gay boy who likes little girls

Jarod is a pedophile

by Who am me November 17, 2018

Jarod Reece

Jarod is a man who finds burnt poptarts amusing and relates his life to detroit rock city. He is also a kick-ass bass player and a best friend to many.

1. Wow you really jarod reeced that bass!
2. Emily says, i luv u jarod!

by Emily November 02, 2004