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January 3 

Slap your friends ass today for No Reason.

Because you are born on January 3
Ow why are you slapping my ass u idiot

Because its January 3

january 3 

born a few days after the new year, you shouldn’t even be born in the year you were born. pathetic.
you: was i born in 2001 or 2000???
me: nah you are just a dumb bitch who was definitely born in 2001.

conclusion: people born on january 3 are fake.
january 3 by six seven eight October 16, 2019

january 3 

a day that your ex tells you how sorry they are and that they love you
girl: do you know what today is?

guy: January 3?
girl: yeah..
january 3 by lizz06 January 3, 2021
The most FINEST guys birthday!!
If you know someone with this birthday… DAMN!!! You are lucky!
Yo! Ur birfday is January 3??? COME HERE!!!!
January 3 by GANGgangGhkst656 February 25, 2026
National give a gift to someone named Abby today
Jessica- here Abby it’s gift since it’s January 3!
Abby- thank you so much!
January 3 by musiclover2000 May 2, 2026

January 3.14159265359 

An infinite long January. Seems to have 8 months and never seems to end.
"Yo dude! Is it February yet?"

"Nope."

"It's like a January 3.14159265359"

"It's never ending"