january 3

Out of this dat you will find yourself one hot red head

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January 3

Slap your friends ass today for No Reason.

Because you are born on January 3

Ow why are you slapping my ass u idiot

Because its January 3

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born a few days after the new year, you shouldn’t even be born in the year you were born. pathetic.

you: was i born in 2001 or 2000???
me: nah you are just a dumb bitch who was definitely born in 2001.

conclusion: people born on january 3 are fake.

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a day that your ex tells you how sorry they are and that they love you

girl: do you know what today is?

guy: January 3?
girl: yeah..

january 3 by lizz06 January 3, 2021

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The most FINEST guys birthday!!
If you know someone with this birthday… DAMN!!! You are lucky!

Yo! Ur birfday is January 3??? COME HERE!!!!

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National give a gift to someone named Abby today

Jessica- here Abby it’s gift since it’s January 3!
Abby- thank you so much!

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An infinite long January. Seems to have 8 months and never seems to end.

"Yo dude! Is it February yet?"

"Nope."

"It's like a January 3.14159265359"

"It's never ending"

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