Janowski

An eastern European term used to describe intercourse between the elderly.

reluctant spectator: "Look at those old people Janowski!"

by harlemdude January 24, 2011

Janooski

A person, place, thing or act that sucks or doesnt work.

pronounced: Ja-nu-ski or Ja-no-ski

me: Hey Mike wanna watch the Oilers play tonight?
mike: Hell no those guys are Janooski!

or

I cant beleive Dave is coming that guy is so janooski!

or

Pyro: yo pass me the blowtorch.
me: Sorry man its janooskied.

by al-berto December 28, 2007

Andrew Janowski

Potato

Hey look its andrew janowski the Potato

by John Fitch October 7, 2016

Janoskians

An awesome Australian pop band.Consist of 5 members.They are so awesome and you need to listen to there music.But ladies back off Jai Brooks is mine.If you haven't listened to these people then do it soon.You will fall in love with them right away.They are very hot and you do not wanna miss out on seeing them.

"Have you seen the Janoskians!?"
"Yes!They are so amazing!Plus there hot!"

by rockinchick June 12, 2015

Janoskians

"Janoskians" is a popular act of oral and anal simulation, it consists of five sexual partners in total. Two partners start by inserting their penises into the other's anus, and thus it becomes a competition on who is able to squeeze it in first. The two remaining parters then attempt to stick their penises into the other's nostrils. The idea is to look as silly and gay as possible.

What You Will Need: A snapback, tri-pod and camera, a fringe, lip-piercing, vans (ask your parents, they're ok with it!) a foul mouth, add a hint of arrogance, and lastly, don't forget to upload it on YouTube, tagged "The Janoskians".

And remember, this popular position teaches us that it's totally cool to be a d*ckhead!

"Hey mate, what're those guys doing on the train with a camera?"

"Oh, they're probably doing the "Janoskians"."

by lodjfncmko December 19, 2012

Dirty Jankowski

When a man pleasures 5 men at the same time utilizing both hands, mouth, back oriface, and is corn-holing a 5th.

Where the hell is Jamie? Oh... He's over there giving the wait-staff a Dirty Jankowski

by T Chris Johnson August 17, 2007

Jankowski

An indecisive person who is prone to be a fun person when forced to extreme circumstances

Pulling a Jankowski is like taking a box of chocolate. You never know what's gonna happen.

by Bloodgang103 May 26, 2018