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Jumpers Hit It

Literally, "Jumpers Hit It" is a command used in the US Army Airborne community to initiate the "Hit It" exercise. It is a drill used to familiarize jumpers with the action of activating the reserve parachute if they feel no opening shock after a 4 second count.

In Airborne lore, "Jumpers Hit It" is a classically common tramp stamp tattoo among female parachute riggers and female paratroopers in general.

The "Jumpers Hit It" tattoo is an iconic representation of everything that is desirable in the character and persona of a truly successful female paratrooper. She is bold. She has a twisted sense of humor on par with that of her male counterparts. She is without inhibitions sexually. Most importantly, her intrinsic level of comfort with her debaucherous drunken exploits with many many partners is so ingrained into her personality, she thinks a permanent indicator of that, tattooed on her body is funny as hell.
>> Dude have you ever actually seen a girl who had the Jumpers Hit It tattoo??

>> Nah but I saw pictures of it in the books in several tattoo shops around Fort Bragg, NC..so I know at least some girls out there have to have it..
by ABN_PMPN505 June 18, 2011
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mammer jammers

overly huge boobs that bulge out of her shirt
wow Max, look at those mammer jammers!
by Ethel's man January 12, 2008
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jamers

A mythical god known for riding a giant furry beast. This god has been known for cross dressing and having intercourse with fish.
Woooaaahh look at jamers pile driving that fish!
by NEB tothe MAX December 15, 2008
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jammers

awesomely comfortable pajama bottoms with some wicked sweet designs on it like puppies or guitars.
"all i did yesterday was sit in my jammers and play guitar hero"
by Stewart Framer September 1, 2009
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Jaspersion

An unrivaled and detailed depiction of future events to occur in ones life as foretold by the great and powerful knower of all things
She told me how I would fall in love and it happened exactly as she predicted, what a jaspersion!!!
by Peters Dragin November 21, 2019
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NASA Jumpers

A hoodie that can only be worn by absolute fucking madlads or Max's girlfriend.
They're wearing NASA Jumpers. What fucking madlads!
by notJagzy September 8, 2019
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Jammers

She had mad jammers. I just wanted to feel up her jammers all night.
by Peter O'Toole December 15, 2004
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