Jakeing out

The act of a good friend leaving a function, or party, without saying goodbye, because it is not what they want to do. They usually a 1986 Cream Yellow Thunderbird. They usually listen to an ipod with headphones, while driving.

Fuck that guy, he's Jakeing out!

by Krispee Kranberry Sauce July 14, 2009

Jakeing Off

The act of talking to your porno.

Jake- "Oh yeah, baby, what are you doing now!"

Patrick- "Jake, are you talking to the computer"

Jacob- "he's jakeing off"

by Gayqui June 11, 2006

Jakeing

Jakeing - the process in which someone knowingly bites into a boiling hot, right off the grill, piece of food.

Jim - "You better wait until that hot pocket cools, Bob"

Bob - "Fuck that I'm about to Jake this mother fucker"

Brad- "Look at that fool he is Jakeing that lava hot hot pocket"

by Dark Fish July 26, 2012

Jakeing Off

The act of masturbating while thinking about, talking to, or having any contact with someone named Jake who you have a secret crush on.

Unfortunately, this Jake is usually your friend's boyfriend.

Nicole was Jakeing Off last night.

by ColleensBuddy October 14, 2009

Jakeing

Verb.
To joke. Originated from the common online phrase "JK" meaning "just kidding".

To JK, or to Jake.

Son: INCEST IS BEST!
Father: We need to talk.
Son: Don't worry Dad, I'm just jakeing here!

by LouTheLandLord May 30, 2009

Jakeing Out

When your love for food has you zoning out.

Dude #1: *Thinking about food*
Dude #2: Hey dude, why are you staring off into the distance.
Dude #1: sorry dude, I was jakeing out...

by Timbenjamo April 23, 2018

Jakeing

Jakeing or to Jake
A verb
When given a response you don't you don't like, respond with the lowliest insults that you truly feel immediately without escalation.

Paul said no to Plisken,

Plisken started ''jakeing'' out on Paul, he told Paul he's a lazy fat human and will never be strong ever and he's incompetent and impedes his daily funtion.

by Gaslord September 6, 2018