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Jackie Chan

The most immortal man on planet earth, he has cheated death at least twice, and proven it is truly possible to kill somebody with a ladder, an umbrella, a car antenna, and literally anything else you could imagine.
Jackie Chan? I know him. Isn’t he that guy from rumble in the Bronx, police story, super cop, drunken master, rush hour, the foreigner, first strike, project a, Battle Creek brawl, and all those other freaking awesome action movies?
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Jackie Chan

Possibly the most badass Asian man in the modern history of the world.
Also a Cantopop star, an actor, a stuntman and a loving father.
Bet you didn't see that coming?
Malcolm: Who's your favorite actor?
Jake: Jackie Chan.
Malcolm: He's my favorite star too!
Jake: Hell yeah!
(And that's how they became best friends.)
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Jackie Chan

When Seth told his wife that he hadn't done anything except Jackie Chan while she was away, she could have no idea what he really meant by it.
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jackie chan

Pure awesomeness ... except for Tuxedo.
"Howdy parner!"
by Mister Ignorant May 17, 2004
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jackie chan

Most likely not human.
- Did you see what Jackie Chan just did?

- Yeah my momma sez he was made by Nintendo.
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jackie chan

Used as a verb, means to "attack," "physically abuse," or "totally whoop," something or someone. Often used in jest.
"You ate the last doughnut! Man, I oughta Jackie Chan your ass for that."
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jackie chan

World's g-r-eatest movie stah
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