The most immortal man on planet earth, he has cheated death at least twice, and proven it is truly possible to kill somebody with a ladder, an umbrella, a car antenna, and literally anything else you could imagine.
Jackie Chan? I know him. Isn’t he that guy from rumble in the Bronx, police story, super cop, drunken master, rush hour, the foreigner, first strike, project a, Battle Creek brawl, and all those other freaking awesome action movies?
Possibly the most badass Asian man in the modern history of the world.
Also a Cantopop star, an actor, a stuntman and a loving father.
Bet you didn't see that coming?
Malcolm: Who's your favorite actor?
Jake: Jackie Chan.
Malcolm: He's my favorite star too!
Jake: Hell yeah!
(And that's how they became best friends.)