happy jack-o'-lantern

lit match inserted flame first into mouth held in place by teeth, usually accompanied by waving fingers on either side of your head. most effective in a darkened room after alcohol consumption
Larry impresses and amazes us with his happy jack-o'-lantern, never burning the roof of his mouth.
by Happy Girly of course! February 20, 2010
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baltimore jack-o'-lantern

when a bunch of frat dudes take turns jizzing in a jack-o'-lantern until it's full
daaaaaaaamn it's october already?! time for baltimore jack-o'-lanterns, boys!!!
by kathybates69 October 27, 2014
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Alabama Jack o Lantern

A festive Halloween sexual act that requires the working of fingers around the rim of the partners anus in order to widen the hole, also cleaning out any filth that might be discovered in the process (much like carving open the top of a pumpkin and cleaning it out). Once the anus has been loosened and cleaned, a lit flashlight is dropped into the anus, providing a captivating glow like a beautiful Jack-o-Lantern.
I thought the interior light was on in Pat’s minivan at the fall festival parking lot, but to my surprise, it was the soft glow from the Alabama Jack o Lantern he gave to Jeremy in the back seat!
by Zachzilla October 28, 2020
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compton jack-o-lantern

an empty old english malt liquor bottle with a glow stick inside.
the street was marvelously lit up with compton jack-o-lanterns as the little kids went trick or treating.
by rodman2000 November 23, 2009
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Kentucky jack-o'-lantern

Where you stick your hand so far into a woman's vagina that it looks and feels as if you are gutting a pumpkin.
Dude, did you see that chicks camel toe? I'd love to Kentucky jack-o'-lantern that shit.
by Crispy asian October 29, 2019
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E-Jack-O-Lantern

A pumpkin with a hole carved in it, meant for sticking one's penis into for masturbatory purposes.
Hey b, heard you got one of them e-jack-o-lanterns, lemme smash!
by silly boi mcgee November 04, 2017
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ass jack-o-lantern

the term ass jack-o-lantern is a somewhat more clever and (perhaps?) less childish way to call someone a butthead. it also implies that the person has a nasty face and is an enormous creeper (both of which are qualities possessed by a halloween jack-o-lantern)
the ass jack-o-lantern dated the girl that was way too good for him and wore a stupid hawaiian shirt.
by My Aim Is True August 18, 2008
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