Jaunty neckbeard January

A continuation of No Shave November and Don't Shave December. At this point, shaving one's mustache is allowed, as this is Jaunty "neckbeard" January. Failure to complete the No Shave November or Don't Shave December challenges due to the shaving of one's mustache does not disqualify a challenger for this event.

Steve: "Mike, you should really shave your neckbeard man. It's starting to look gross and I think there are some birds living in there."

Mike: "Nope. Not happening. It's Jaunty neckbeard January man. I have to complete the challenge, ty very much."

Steve: "Who the hell is Ty?"

by gangly razor November 30, 2011

jablunt

A joint rolled to equal the size of a blunt

I smoked a jablunt last night and that shit got me stonned as a mother fucker

by Smokey JOe ;) June 10, 2008

jubuntu

Pretty hot sexy guy best known for being smart

I'm definitely a jubuntu

by Scareware March 10, 2022

jaunt

thing or object (see also jaunt piece)

Get me that jaunt right there.
I forgot my jaunt back in my car.

by DM June 12, 2004

Jaunty Cap

A stylish cap or hat worn with panache at an askew or cheeky angle. Frequently seen on fashionistas, celebrities, hobos and/or homosexuals.

My that is a jaunty cap that you're wearing.
You certainly are wearing that cap at a jaunty angle, would you care to dance?

by Kieron M. May 20, 2008

jauntree

ratchet: crust, not appealing

That girl look jauntree in those jeans.

by yungchee April 24, 2017

jabungo

Very large obease person. They can sometimes be mistaken for a Jumbo Jet. There are several classes of jabungo sized people:

1. jabungo = obease, large, fat.
2. super jabungo = obease times two.
3. super costco sized jabungo = extremely obease.

Holy crap, that chic is super costco sized jabungo!

by Kris August 24, 2004