June 2

National fuck your gf day.👄

Hey babe it’s June 2nd
June 2nd!
National fuck your gf day!

by .zxyl August 1, 2021

june 2 2003

Only alphas we’re born on this day, they are very good lucking and gets the bitches + they have a massive penis

Person 1: Hey bro do you even get bitches? Are you even a alpha? Do u have a big penis?
Person 2: yes, yes, and yes. Ofc I was born on June 2 2003

by BigDickDavid1347 November 25, 2021

2. June

The international day of awesomeness. Everything is awesome that day, unless your name is Jessica.

Dude, its 2. June tomorrow, you know what that means!
Yeah, its gonna be awesome!
We should make a party!
Good idea, should we invite Jessica?
No

by V1nDns November 6, 2019

2 june

Treat your girlfriend day

Robin: when is ur b'day?

Chiara: 2 June
Robin: oh cool, that's on treat your girlfriend day

by Robmarley October 28, 2019

2 June

National Annoy Your Best Friend Day

me: friend, friend,friend,friend,friend
them: omg wtf do u want ur annoying me
me: haha that’s the point is 2 june! national annoy ur best friend day.

by machary May 31, 2022

June 2 National Mr. Mattern plays uno day

A day where Mr. Mattern played uno

June 2 national Mr. Mattern plays uno day. is a day where Mr. Mattern played uno

by Tincan801 June 2, 2022

June 2

Whoever’s birthday this is is super depressed and wants to dies bc they don’t have the support they need. It’s super sad. Get them help

Oh my god dude ____ was born on June 2 we need to get him help.

by Lleexxii_luvsc4 August 4, 2024