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Joystick Joyride

When a chick gets into an airbus aircraft or another aircraft with a joystick as the primary flight control and proceeds to pleasure herself by inserting the joystick into her vagina and moving up and down treating the joystick like a dildo.
Did you hear that the plane crash last week was caused from a horny bitch doing a joystick joyride?
by wangarata July 21, 2025
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Joystick Joyride

When a chick gets into an airbus aircraft or another aircraft where the primary flight control is a joystick and proceeds to insert the joystick into her vagina and move up and down in a sexual motion treating the joystick as a dildo. For this sexual act to be considered a joystick joyride, the aircraft needs to crash or be damaged in someway because of the joystick being moved in an erratic manner.
Yo Jim did you hear that plane crashed last week because crazy horny chick was doing the joystick joyride?
by wangarata July 21, 2025
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Joy ride

To use a vehicle that is most likely not yours to pass time by driving it on a random route. Usually stealing the vehicle is part of the joyride. Most joyrides involve some form of law-breaking such as speeding, wreckless endangerment etc.
by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004
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joyriding

1 stealing a car and then accelerating the bejaysus out of it down a quiet suburban street at three in the morning.
usually found the next morning as a burnt out shell in the corner of a field.
2 a common practice among skangers after downing several cans of 'dutch gold' or 'linden village'.
'stooorrreeeee. wanna go joyriding down tallaght,bud? '
by raaassspyyy September 3, 2006
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Detroit Joy Ride

The act of stealing a car and driving it around for a short period of time before taking it out to a secluded field and setting it on fire.
This practice doubles the adrenaline experienced by compounding the felonies committed.
It's hard to say whether it began in Detroit, but they most certainly perfected the art.
"Hey, can I bum a ride off you for a while?"
"Uh, sure; but didn't you just get a car?"
"I did, but someone took it out for a Detroit Joy Ride last night."
"Oh..."
by Cletis De'Meurtos February 25, 2017
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Jayride

To Jayride is to travel somewhere in a better way. Better could be cheaper, easier, more fun, or with less carbon emissions. Comes from Joyride (traveling for fun) and Jaywalk (traveling d
We're going to Jayride to Queenstown! We're Jayriding to Queenstown!
by Alwaysmoving February 9, 2009
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Joyrider

Some-one who steals cars then thrashes them about the neighbourhood then burns them
Did you see the joyriders last night driving around the neighbourhood like maniacs they could of killed some-one
by Harry69 June 29, 2009
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