The man, The legend, This brave soldier was defeated in combat, The legend goes A man with beautiful and pleasing to look at eyes named Jovan and a vastly horrid to look at beastly figure named tabitha, this man had his soul sucked out of him by the clutch of the devil, she gripped firmly onto his reproductive organ and yanked forcefully, it had begun, yet it had not ended, his life was visibly torn violently from his pale, slim yet muscular corpse, the Malevolent witch had stuck fear into any man that dared to cross paths with her, fortunatly this act was caught and brought the demon to justice, may our fallen soldier live within our hearts.
Jovan is gone
by Your Local Storyteller March 22, 2019
Get the Jovanmug. Our tour guide, Lilian, was practically asking for a jovan, the way she kept her arm raised the entire trip.
by Tractorman Humphrey August 31, 2008
Get the jovanmug. by Pussyeaternheadreceiver January 3, 2022
Get the Jovanmug. Jovan likes to fight. He is always laughing and calling people dizzy. Jovan is a real character. Jovan likes to talk about nonsense.
by E.H-_- August 31, 2018
Get the Jovanmug. Ugghhh shit, I wasn't paying much attention that I did a jovan
He was on the verge of doing a jovan but his computer autocorrected it.
Shakespeare was doing a jovan throughout his entire career.
He was on the verge of doing a jovan but his computer autocorrected it.
Shakespeare was doing a jovan throughout his entire career.
by deezchewynutz July 25, 2021
Get the jovanmug. A man who is brown who really likes curry. Defined as a curry muncher. Says man a little too much and is always feening anto pec.
by MemTaco December 7, 2021
Get the Jovanmug. Get the Jovanmug.