Jonas

Needs a haircut

Man, that guys needs a Jonas.

by Random-Ass-Human April 15, 2019

Jonas

Is not a good match with a Riley

Riley stop trying to get together with Jonas

by Rileyguesswhothisis June 7, 2020

Jonas

A very attractive, intelligent and nice person he knows how to fix problems. He likes hot girls and he drinks to much alcohol. He also is a good dj.

Be like Jonas except for the alcohol part then

by The truthspeaker January 29, 2018

Jonas

Jonas means your a talented, smart, hot, fire spitting🔥 looking person.

Hey is that Jonas? Now the party have started for real!!🔥🔥🔥🔥

by Pilioko August 9, 2018

Jonas

Is A sUpEr CoOl gUy AnD eVeRyOnE dEsErVeS tO hAvE a JoNaS iN tHeIr lIfE

Guy: Is you name Jonas?
Jonas: Yes it is, I’m super cool!
Guy: Wow!! I have always wanted a Jonas in my life

by It’s Jonas, such a cool guy April 22, 2019

Jonas

A really handsome and funny guy who will absolutely shred you in war with his massive cock. You find a Jonas and he will rock everyone’s shit and cum all over you. He has the biggest cock out of all gods and humans you are lucky to ever be friends with a guy like Jonas.

“Dude my girlfriend cheated on me with Jonas, but I can’t confront her or I’ll get beat up by his massive fucking cock.

by JOGUS December 28, 2020

Jonas

Life its self, also the new god.

Jonas is life, or oh my jonas!

by Minaa April 23, 2008