Jed 

A young teenage boy who spends most of his time in the woods, collecting his food. His food consists of mainly squirrels & occasionally a cat. He enjoys spending most of his spare time in his basement, playing pool & watching whatever is on the tv. He is also a hoarder. His best friend is his pet bunny.

Person 1- what's poppin at jed's tonight man?
Person 2- oh, you know. just chillin with the usual crowd at jed's basement, playing pool of course, but the 8 ball has gone missing.

Person 1-oh well, im sure we can find one somewhere in that hoarder's basement.

Jed by montoya567 August 14, 2011

Jed 

Jed is a guy who can make you confused , when you have a crush on a guy named Jed , he'll give you mixed signals which will hurt you alot but he's also has a great humor and very understanding

Jed is cool

Jed by fckmefhd November 24, 2021

Jed 

An absolute fucking sex machine.

Thot 1: Is that the neighbourhood hottie Jed?
Thot 2: Yeah I sucked his dick yesterday.

Jed by A Fucking Beast. January 22, 2018

Jed 

Pisses is girls mouths and only last 30 seconds in the saddle

Jed lasted only 30 seconds

Jed by Jed lober March 27, 2019

Jed 

A poor mountaineer who barely kept his family fed,
But one day as he was shooting at some food,
Up from the ground came a bubbling crude. (Oil, that is. Black gold. Texas tea.)

Jed was the main character of The Beverly Hillbillies.

Jed by Nat Rator June 18, 2004

Jed 

For a player in a game of pool to set up at least three or four consecutive shots near a single pocket and pot them all.

Ohno, Ollie just got Jeded!

Jed by Braaarg January 13, 2009

jed 

a jed is a funny friend, who ends to be sent out of the class every once and a while. most jeds are blond and have freinds mostly like them, like liams, yassines, and lucases. they arent the smartest type, but a jed is sure to liven up your day.

"im sad"

"then you should go talk to jed. h'ell cheer you up"

jed by LiamXtreme June 5, 2018