Jamming Out

To take a complimentary grape jelly packet and use it as lube.

At breakfast last week Thomas stuffed his pockets full of the complimentary grape jelly packets knowing he was out at home, and his lover Kimberly had spent the whole morning in anticipation of some passionate Jamming Out time.

by TerryPorter August 10, 2010

jamming glove

masturbating -- giving oneself manual pleasure (male or female)

*knock knock* Can I come in? You're not jamming glove in there, are you?

by darfle675 April 23, 2013

Jamming the Pump

When you pump up the jam so much, that the pump gets jammed.

"D00d, I was just jamming the pump"
"You jam hard, bro."

by Somnionaut January 22, 2013

jamming your joystick

Masturbating.

I went inside only to find you jamming your joystick on the couch.

by artbee September 25, 2010

Jamming B

A term often used by software and online game designers and coders, to refer to one of the subsequent players who constantly mocks the game and the way it is made, because they simply have nothing better to do. It is important, in order to understand Jamming B's, that you look up the other, related phrases; Twat, Cock, Ungrateful, Shite.

Ahh, we've got another Jamming B, better hit the delete button.
That Jamming B has awful grammar.
What an ungrateful little shit that Jamming B is.

by Ted J February 11, 2008

jamming glove

Masturbating.

"I totally caught him jamming glove on the couch when he thought no one was home."

by shit hammer April 23, 2013

jamming to the cut

Jammin out listening to something that gets you hyped up and ready for the day/workout “whatever helps you tap into your great positive energy”.

( the statement in parenthesis
pəˈrenTHəsə was not written by me)

“Gotta love his Nostalgia. I swear gets me all hyped up. Next thing you know Ive been jamming to the cut cleaning dancing like a fool in my socks and pajamas”

by Nonosworld May 7, 2021