jack shit

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when you are taking a shit and getting a handjob at the same time

what'd you do last night?
Jack shit....
Oh that must've sucked...
No... no sucking... just a handjob

jack shit by jackshit March 5, 2008

A poker hand, especially in Texas Hold 'Em, that includes a jack and an unsuited card under 10.

I'm gonna raise you and go all-in even though I have jack shit. Or, Aw, you're bluffin' me, I bet you have jack shit so I call.

jack shit by stinkygordo January 19, 2009

A term to describe someone who has or will inevetible do something stupid

jack shit by KROD December 13, 2004

the feces of a jack, i.e. a jackass. By extension, anything worthless or trivial.

You don't know jack shit.

jack shit by bumpie July 26, 2008

Jack-Shit

When somebody knows very little. Often the person will be named Jack.

Jack is a liar, claiming that he knows Jack-Shit!

An amount so small that it is effectively zero; almost nothing.

"How much progress did we make on the project?"
"Jack-shit."

Jack-shit by Mpb_44 June 6, 2026