Jakob is an
awesome name, for awesome people. Its arameic, and means "Follower of
god" but few Jakob`s are religious. A Jakob has the ability to be serious and funny at the same time, and if you want a shoulder to cry on, go find a Jakob. Jakob`s are funny, kind, smart-dressed, intelligent, streetsmart, and a Bro to count on. Hell take the fat girl
home, so you can get laid with her sexy friend. A Jakob is abit weird, but in a cool way. Imagine a
Hipster Barney, with the brain of Stephen Hawking, and the swag of T.I. and the wit of Christopher Hitchens, and there you have it.
"
Dude, I hung out woth Jakob last night, he is just as
awesome as you said."
"Jakob totally owned that
douchebag in class the other day, and stole his girlfriend."
"Jakob explained the meaning of life last night, and made me a Nutella Baconsandwich. He is so cool."