j lo

a woman who's staggering up on husbands in order to compete with elizabeth taylor

by Anonymous August 02, 2003

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a women who can not sing. a women he sleeps around countless of times.

by neffer July 24, 2003

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1. a small-breated latina woman with a superfat ass

2. Anaconda's pale-skin actress with a flat face who turns to be too-tanned with new remodeled nose and eyes

3. an actress who can't act

4. a singer who can't sing

by you don't belong here August 02, 2003

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that really ugly, fat-assed for-some-reason-really-successful stuck up "singer" bitch. why do people fancy her? no-one knows. but obviousy she emits some sort of marriage scent, that traps any man in the 10 metre vicinity. Scientists predict that by the year 2027, J Lo will have been out with, or married every man who lives in a hospitable part of the world, bar 4. and they are the 4 underground gays that have had to flee because of the homosexual cleansing issued by George Bush. Yes. He's still president in 2027. God help us. God help us all.

- oh my god, J Lo's ass is so big! and she's so ugly, and fat, and untalented, and really really dumb.
- (J Lo) hey man, wanna marry me?
- must...resist...musn't...die...AGHHH!

by Jack Bean December 03, 2004

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