Call My Cell Bro

When somebody tells you to do something you do not want to do you can respond with the term "Call My Cell Bro"

The term can be used over the phone (even if you are already on your cell phone) or in person.

Example 1:

friend: You want to come to my friends party tomorrow night? Its gonna be a sausage party, but it should be fun.

you: "Call My Cell Bro"

Example 2:

Mom: Clean your room today.
you: yea "call my cell bro"

by Emoney220 April 27, 2010

bitch call my dick

a phrase used while leaving a voicemail which imply that the person who was called needs to call or at least call back the person leaving the message. Otherwise the recipient would be a fool ass bitch.

Raven's voice mail message: I'm not able to get to my phone. You know what to do.

Tina: Girl, You will not believe that I am breakin' it down at this party with Diddy. He asked me to come along with his friends and he said I could invite you. Bitch call my dick!

by Mikey27 February 26, 2008

Are you calling my mum a liar?

Widely considered to be the ultimate response when backed into an argumentative corner, this phrase has revolutionised academic debate since its inception in the early 17th century.

John Stuart Mill: Immanuel, I believe we should define the rightness of actions by a consequentialist theory of ethics.

Kant: Are you calling my mum a liar?

JS Mill: What? No....

Kant: Well shut up then.

by Mook November 12, 2004

Are you calling my mum a liar?

The ultimate comeback to any request, insult, or question. Completely and utterably unanswerable.

Delia Smith: Now we just need to drain the parsnips, and Gordon could you spread the Italian Pesto over those pheasant breasts?

Gordon Ramsay: Are you calling my mum a liar?

Delia Smith: Am I what? No, of course not...what do you mean?

Gordon Ramsay: Well F*ck off then.

by ObviouslyDizzle December 11, 2006

I'm gonna call my dad

A phrase used by weak middle schoolers to try and intimidate people bigger than them. Usually followed by a fictional story about their dad's fighting feats.

Bully: I told you to stay away from here. Now hand over any money you got on you!
Victim: Back off or I'm gonna call my dad, loser. He killed 100 people in Afghanistan.

by Exterminator (not really) August 15, 2019

Until Death Call My Name

It means live life to the fullest

(Richard) "Aye when you're gonna stop having sex with these girls"
(Me) "Until Death Call My Name".

by Jhon hanfle July 5, 2018

drop a quarter and call my uncle

to take a shit and make someone eat it

if he dont stop talkin shit im gonna make him when i drop a quarter and call my uncle on his asse

by t bear September 27, 2005