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wow, seriously you have to get a life if you take the time to write and say bad things about staten island girls, like seriously.i'm a staten girl and holy shittttt!!! guess what i'm not organge, yeah i wanna be tan do i want to look like a ghost? NO! wow people shop at foxy ladyy!! oh my godd! its just another store in the mall. get real.now for the steryotype "slutty" just stop, like there arent sluts out there on your neighborhood, not everyone is a slut, im an average staten island girl i dont scrunch my hair i truly dont know who does anymore idont straighten it i blow it it out so there goes that steryotype, ohh and i'm in the shcoloars at school , a lot of kids are, not everyone are dumbasses, i bet there stupider kids where you live. andd ohhh for myy favorite subjecttt!!! accents i'm proud to say i have an accent i say chawclate, people in jersey dont know how to say water right soo shutt yourr mouthss. i bet you have an accent its not that you dont know how to talk right its just the way you were brought up and where you live. kayy?? so get that straight. well i hope i've gotten it through your head that staten island is the best! and stop saying shittt about ittt. ohh and for the people who live here and say bad shit thats low, i mean you live here, your deffinelty one of the people you've described. kayy?
hey hey hey im from staten island and i'm a staten island girl and i love it! if you dont go screw yourself! =
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Monster Girl Island 

The only place where you can have sex with different monster girls in 3D.
Person A I wish I could fuck a shark...

Person B Have you heard of MGI?

Person A MGI? What is that?

Person B Monster Girl Island, you can fuck different Monster Girls there, including a shark with huuuuuuge abs.

Person A Where can I find that?

Long Island girls 

A member of the female sex that hails from Nassau or Suffolk county; technically, Queens and Kings (Brooklyn) county females are "Long Island" girls, but out in the real world you'll get looks for saying that.

Many of them do strange things like wear their hair like they're Native Americans going to war, fake eyelashes, too much make-up etc. At least they put a great deal of care into their appearance.

Some of them come from well-off families. Some of the girls from Long Island go to college at the University at Buffalo; this saves them about $15,000 a year in tuition vs. most NYC universities, which they proceed to bilk their parents out of by getting them to buy them a new car. Frankly, I'm impressed by their cleverness.

Overall, they're girls like any other. I personally have found the Long Island girls I've met to be very friendly and sweet (and I'm not the best looking guy by any means), so I would say the stereotype of them being shallow is a little inaccurate.

No comment on the stereotype about them being airheads, though.
#1

ME: UB has been around since the 19th century. Do you think Long Island girls came up from the city back in the 1800's to go to school here like they do today?

MY FRIEND LAUGHS: I doubt it.

ME: But can you just picture them coming onto campus in a horse-and-buggy, wearing those old outfits with the giant hooped skirts down to their ankles--

MY FRIEND: --and talking with those accents?

We both bust out laughing

#2

ME: Every Long Island girl I've met has been very sweet to me, despite the fact that I'm no Fabio. They're the butt of a lot of jokes, especially here at UB, but most of them are decent people. I will always have a soft spot in my heart for them. I kinda hope I marry a Long Island girl someday.
Long Island girls by corcan October 19, 2010

long island girls 

dumb girls who wear their hair in messy buns and think it looks cute. flip flops and sweatpants are daily attire because theyre from victoria's secret. big juicy bags and school sweatshirts complete a snotty long island girl, along with a nasty attitude and an attitute that is better than everyone else. roosevelt field is their main attraction.
kaite: omg do you see those long island girls?
nicole: yea, they actually think they look nice
katie: they look like they just rolled out of bed.
long island girls by biancaaa January 15, 2008

Long Island Girls 

A subset of the female species that is attracted to anything tacky and expensive. They have adapted to solely wearing Uggs footwear, even when the temperature surpasses eighty degrees Fahrenheit. In the winter, they most often wear their Uggs with a substitute of leggings instead of pants, completely unaware of the fact that no one in hell wants to see their black-clad asscheeks. In the summer, they wear their Uggs with miniskirts, even though the outfit clearly defies logical sense and, moreover, good taste. They also tend to wear oversized sweatshirts depicting some nonexistent sports team that they like to pretend that they play for. In addition, to make things ever worse, they speak with one of the most irritating accents in the world, dragging their vowels out and over- accentuating their s's.
Person 1: Those are Long Island Girls.
Person 2: How do you know?
Person 1: Look at their ugly ass Uggs, those fugly leggings with their muffin tops spilling over, and the same tacky Hollister/Aeropostale/Abercrombie and Fitch tote bags that they're all carrying around.
Long Island Girls by ChloeDaria February 21, 2009

block island girls 

Block Island girls are special. They’ve grown up on the beach with the sand between their toes and the salty air in their hair. Their summer days are spent chilling on the beach and their nights are full of parties or bonfires and long drives around the island jamming and singing at the top of their lungs. These girls have a chill vibe and and know how to keep the good times rolling. Block Island girls are tan hot girls who have a down to earth vibe and know how to party. Block Island girls are the best kinda girls.
Yo those block island girls are mad hot.
block island girls by summer_babe401 November 30, 2017