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Iggy Ironic

1. A confused, whiney little emo boy who lives a double life and is the most pointless creation ever. He carries millions of diseases that haven't even been discovered yet.

2. Connor wright

3. Iggy Ironic is a myspace whore with a big ego and a small dick. He tries way too hard, just so he can look like a huge faggot. Haha. Just like a typical faggot, Iggy Ironic will throw a hissy fit when he doesn't get his way.
A typical conversation between two gay lovers, Brandon Bracket and Iggy Ironic...

Iggy: Brandon, can I suck your dick?

Brandon: Yeah

*Iggy Ironic proceeds to suck his lover's dick for ten hours*=
by SantyClaude0o0 June 2, 2009
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Iranian tobacco

A codename used to describe marijuana when around people you want to hide usage from (i.e. family, law enforcement).
Person 1: "Today is the worst, I can't wait to get out of work. I need to get high."

Person 2: "I have some Iranian tobacco left, I'll bring it over. We can both book a flight."

Example 2:

Person 1: "Are you alright? Your eyes are red."

Person 2: "Oh yeah I'm fine, I'm just deep in Iran."
by Tenth Doctor November 29, 2018
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iranian powerdrill

first find a willing camel. they procede to put your whole arm up its anus for a minute
"whats that on your arm?"
"i just gave a camel a iranian powerdrill now i have a STD.
"that sucks"
by ccc12345 August 29, 2012
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True Iranian

A true Iranian is one who will always put their country and people first...above all else.

A true Iranian values and treasures their rich cultural heritage, and does all he/she can to preserve and celebrate it.

A true Iranian does not worship foreign 'saints' or venerate any of the enemies of Iran who have attempted to systematically destroy the country.

A true Iranian seeks freedom, justice and secularism for Iran.
- Hey, look at that guy Kaveh...he always defends Iran and Iranians against zealous thugs.

- Yeah. I know. He's amazing. He must really love his country, he's a true Iranian.
by Kaveh Ahangar August 6, 2010
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ironic bond

What you call an ionic bond with Iron in it. Ironically, this isn't actually ironic, but merely a bad pun. Nonmetals and metals form a bit of an odd couple, especially when you're dealing with iron, the roughest, hardest and sexiest of known metals.
Professor said that FeCl3 was an ionic bond, I thought it was an IRONic bond! OMG LOL!

Ironic Bonds are the opposite of Carbvalent Bonds.
by B-mango-juice November 28, 2010
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semi-ironic

not completely ironic but partly
All throughout the war, Yossarian has been refusing to fly his missions, but when he finally gets the chance to return home, he ironically turns it down.
by Danyow (the big cow) October 9, 2003
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ironic

1. A situation where the result is a complete reverse (and practical mockery) of what was expected

2. A word heavy misused and abused in conversation today, mostly by people who think that using the word in any way will automatically make them seem intelligent. The word is usually misused to exactly mean "coincidental" or "tragic", when again it doesn't mean this (see #1)
If the heavy metal band Anthrax dies of anthrax, that would be poetically tragic, but not ironic. If a diabetic crosses the street and is run over by a truck carrying insulin, then it's ironic.

"Isn't it ironic that the pop song 'Ironic' contains absolutely no examples of irony?"

"One issue of Mad Magazine showed Alfred E. Neuman face-down in the desert, crushed to death by a parachuted crate of first aid supplies. Now THAT was ironic!"
by Bill M. July 27, 2004
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