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iPadkinitis

A diesese contracted mainly by Cocomelon kids or people constantly playing iPad kids games. Btw if you’ve caught iPadkinitis you will develop a peanut butter rash around your face and have the urge to play a recorder sadly in your crusty musty room.
Ur Mom: “Oh, yeah, _______ has iPadkinitis. Lots of recorder playing.“
Ur Aunt: “Dang, my kids both got that from watching a show called Cocomelon...“
by maddylikesmusicals December 27, 2021
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dirty ipad kid

a child who is obsessed with ipad and will not get an iphone
Little timmy screamed at his mom because he wanted an ipad not a phone and said “i’m a dirty ipad kid not a phone child”
by ipad obsessed March 22, 2021
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Ipad Kid

A duck with an ipad he probably stole from his mother, and tends to love cocomelon. Yes this duck is Quackity, you may know him as a streamer and bread eater. My guy eats cheetos and gets em all over his fingers, like- seriously.
Person 1: Do you know what an ipad kid is?

Person 2: Yeah! Quackity is one.
by BlobBee~ June 27, 2022
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IPad Kid

A child usually between the age of 4 to 12. This child is known to respond rudely and was raised on technology. They definitely know how to hack the government. Meant as either a genuine description of a child or an insult.
"Man get off your ipad, you IPad Kid!"
by Treasurer of Kurtistown July 7, 2021
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iPad kid

Pretty much the worst thing to exist in gen z. Random kids that are having a tantrum then their parents offer them an ipad to watch cocomelon. In other words, little muggars
Kid: *throws tantrum
Parent:*gives kid ipad
Random bloke: IPAD KID
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cheeto ipad kid

its where a kid gets all their crusty dusty musty cheeto dust on their ipad
“jimmy, you are a cheeto ipad kid”
“mommeh im only 3 what do you expect “
by xanyue March 15, 2022
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Crusty iPad Kid

That one kid that is always I their iPad, which usually has a thick case and is encrusted in a thicc later of snot. Commonly seen in a Wal-Mart basket with Cocomelon playing on full volume from their YouTube kids.
Me: Girl, ur sisters such a Crusty iPad Kid
Friend: Yeah I know :,)
by CrayolaKlay June 20, 2022
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