A state of being usually adopted by middle management types whereby one's head is inserted into one's own arse. Considered to be quite an accomplishment by middle management types, given that their heads are at the same time permanently stuck in the respective arses of upper management types.
Psychologist: "The patient appears to be suffering from a chronic case of craniorectal inversion. What does he do for a living?"
Psych ward Nurse: "He's the manager of the Hospital's Human Relations team. He answers to the Director."
Psychologist: "Say no more."
Psych ward Nurse: "He's the manager of the Hospital's Human Relations team. He answers to the Director."
Psychologist: "Say no more."
by Apathetic Care Bear January 31, 2005
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by Bill Kirby August 21, 2003
Get the rectocranial inversion mug.A sexual position in which one partner latches furiously onto the other's anus, and the later must drop several "bombs" in order to get the former "off."
1- "Did you hear what Paul did last night with Sue?"
2- "No, what?"
1- "The Inverse Metroid."
2- "What's that?"
1- "He latched furiously onto her anus."
2- "Oh, that explains the series of explosions I heard last night."
1- "...wait a minute. I thought 'bombs' was a euphemism for 'defecates?'"
2- "Hmm. And here I thought Paul was a euphemism for 'Bomberman.'"
(They embrace)
2- "No, what?"
1- "The Inverse Metroid."
2- "What's that?"
1- "He latched furiously onto her anus."
2- "Oh, that explains the series of explosions I heard last night."
1- "...wait a minute. I thought 'bombs' was a euphemism for 'defecates?'"
2- "Hmm. And here I thought Paul was a euphemism for 'Bomberman.'"
(They embrace)
by Gus September 27, 2007
Get the Inverse Metroid mug."Inverse Bubble." Most bubbles like the stock or real estate markets expand before they burst. With Inflation, there can be an "inverse bubble" when the government suppresses for years admitting real inflation rates. This bubble will explode upwards, not downwards, but everybody will be just as surprised as is typical when the usual expanding bubbles burst. Everyday common experience is that we are living in a period of great increase in prices everywhere, but in order not to pay more for social security, interest on the national debt, etc., the government has been denying real inflation for years. Just consider housing, health care, travel, education, and even a quart of milk. In the long run, all economic factors equilibrate, and one of these days we can expect a sudden, massive and surprising increase in inflation which will be as disruptive as the regular burst bubbles of recent years.
The government has denied inflation for so long, we can be sure when its inverse bubble bursts upwards, everybody will express the same astonishment as when the real estate bubble burst downwards.
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by dildo777 March 27, 2023
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by jerro April 08, 2006
Get the Rectocranial Inversion mug.The opposite to directly proportional. A mathematical relationship between two things that can be given by the equation y = k/x, where k is a constant value.
In other words, as one increases, the other decreases by the same amount.
Produces a sloped curve going downwards to a plateau with an x- axis asymptote.
In other words, as one increases, the other decreases by the same amount.
Produces a sloped curve going downwards to a plateau with an x- axis asymptote.
by Mickey_G_ February 26, 2021
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