a serious medical condition, wherein your cranium, or brain, has changed places with your rectum, or asshole. it can lead to jail time, unwanted pregnancy, divorce, loss of job and/or income, and public embarrassment.
joey: oh man, i can't believe i broke up with chloe; she's the best thing that ever happened to me. how could i be so stupid?
zoey: you may have been suffering from rectal-cranial inversion. you may still be. consult your psychologist or your proctologist as soon as possible.
joey: thanks, you're a real pal. i guess i need a tractor.
zoey: for what?
joey: to pull my head out of my ass!!
zoey: true dat.
zoey: you may have been suffering from rectal-cranial inversion. you may still be. consult your psychologist or your proctologist as soon as possible.
joey: thanks, you're a real pal. i guess i need a tractor.
zoey: for what?
joey: to pull my head out of my ass!!
zoey: true dat.
by earpuller May 18, 2006
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by jerro April 8, 2006
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"Wow, if that person with Cranial Rectal Inversion farts, they're going to completely asphyxiate themselves!"
"Don't eat beans if you've got CRI."
"You'll need some Preparation-H to help get your head out of your ass."
"Don't eat beans if you've got CRI."
"You'll need some Preparation-H to help get your head out of your ass."
by queenducttape July 24, 2008
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a fun game invented by the high school marching band drummers of berlin, ct (also sometimes practiced by Berlinites or a combination of both). basically involves the following procedure:
1: Aquire someone's backpack while they are not looking
2: Remove the contents of the main pouch carefully, being sure to keep everything in the same order (or disorder) as it was found
3: Flip the backpack inside out
4: Put the contents of the backpack back into the now inverted backpack
5: Zip it up and put it back where you left it
the victim of this pointless and rather humorous attack will be most suprised when he/she turns around and finds their backpack flipped inside out. the same attack can be practiced by taking the backpack from their hands and using force to keep the victim away, however, must be accompanied by continuously repeating the phrase "just let it happen.."
1: Aquire someone's backpack while they are not looking
2: Remove the contents of the main pouch carefully, being sure to keep everything in the same order (or disorder) as it was found
3: Flip the backpack inside out
4: Put the contents of the backpack back into the now inverted backpack
5: Zip it up and put it back where you left it
the victim of this pointless and rather humorous attack will be most suprised when he/she turns around and finds their backpack flipped inside out. the same attack can be practiced by taking the backpack from their hands and using force to keep the victim away, however, must be accompanied by continuously repeating the phrase "just let it happen.."
shmope: dude, let's do a backpack inversion with dome's backpack.
shmope's friend: ok!
*inverts backpack*
dome: wtf, you guys suck.
mike: hahaha, dome has a big head.
shmope's friend: ok!
*inverts backpack*
dome: wtf, you guys suck.
mike: hahaha, dome has a big head.
by shmope's friend June 11, 2006
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I don't care what Erika says, I know that Pierre didn't give her a Cincinatti brown out last night, she is such a rectal inversion.
Khrystal's pimp called her a rectal inversion when she insisted that she only made $40 last night.
Khrystal's pimp called her a rectal inversion when she insisted that she only made $40 last night.
by mr pinky June 23, 2007
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