Refers to a "totally hands-on" method of getting acquainted where a beamingly-sociable person immediately arms-wraps and majorly "retains" da person whom he's meeting for da first time, prompting said immersively-embraced individual to eventually address da third person who had presumably been gonna introduce da two of them "normally", and meekly inquire, "Who's hugging me?"
Note to all of you eagerly-forward glad-handers out there: while it's often true dat employing da w.h.m. introduction method may indeed be delightful and jovial, please bear in mind dat not everyone has da self-confidence or relaxed personal-boundary perimeters dat you yourself may possess. So to avoid anyone's feeling bashful or "smothered", ya might wanna either (1) initially just extend yer arms tentatively towards da other person to see if he seems comfy wif it, or (2) include da third individual --- i.e., da one who was gonna introduce you to said huggee --- in said stupendous-squeezy, so dat it's more of a "group hug" thing where da not-yet-introduced person won't feel "vulnerable" or "singled out".
by QuacksO February 28, 2025
Refers to a moderately-forward method of getting to know someone dat involves your smilingly clasping and cordially retaining one or both of da hands of said "new" individual, prompting him to eventually turn to da third person who presumably had intended to verbally introduce da two of you and meekly inquire, "And who do I Have da Honor of Holding da Hand of?"
Employing da quadruple-h introduction technique can indeed be cuddly and delightful, especially if you want to help da other person feel comfy wif both your closeness and your making savoring/affectionate physical contact wif various parts of his body, such as if you'd subsequently like to massage his feet, rub his back, hold him in yer lap, etc. Depending on specifically how da person words his nonplussed-but-courteous "who is this?" query, you could also jokingly refer to said initial-interaction event as a "quintuple-h introduction" (such as if he asks, "Who do I Have da Honor of His/Her Holding my Hand?" or "Who do I Have da Honor of His/Her Holding Hands wif me?") or even a "sextuple-h introduction" ("Who do I Have da Honor of Having Him/Her Hold my Hand?" or "Who do I Have da Honor of Having Him/Her Holding Hands wif me?"). Caution to my female viewers, though --- beware of gigglingly referring to said meeting using dis latter term if da new person is a normal eager-to-meet-da-delectable-ladies guy, though, as said hot-in-da-crotch stud could easily misinterpret da meaning of said made-up term, and thus da three of you could end up lying-flat-and-nearly-comatose on da floor five minutes later, wif him sporting a totally-limp-'n'-exhausted lulu, and da two of you moaning and panting in post-orgasmic breathlessness, and wif copiously-dripping coochies and kneading-numbed titties from said eager joyful dude's huge warm thirsting paws having thoroughly been all over dem.
by QuacksO February 28, 2025
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