"Newhart" genitals-introduction

Da way a dude humorously familiarizes you wif da three different "members" of his guy-junk --- "This is Larry; this is his brother Darryl, and this is his OTHER brother Darryl."

Ladies say dat they want a man who is "kind, caring, intelligent, and funny". Well, if your new guy-friend performs a "Newhart" genitals-introduction prior to first having sex wif you, it may not say much about his kindness or caring, but it sure-as-shootin' shows dat he has da intelligence and sense-of-humor portions of his personality down pat!.

by QuacksO June 22, 2020

share introductions with

To exchange courtesies with sb, to introduce oneself.

I share introductions with Jon. He seems so nice to me!

by Softredvelvetcream August 22, 2017

Ole introduction

When you give someone a good okay fashion lick on the private’s

Did you here that Ben gave Penny the ole introduction?

by yoboyjuicyj October 9, 2023

alabama introduction

When a football recruit bangs a cheerleader dressed as Nick Saban

Bro, I decided to go to alabama after a high quality alabama introduction.

by Jojo323 November 6, 2021