Interpretive Dunce

This person has no skill at dancing, yet will try to auto-choreograph their unholy movements to the lyrics of the song being played, often with a delay as they can't remember the lyrics, and have to come up with something on the fly as they hear it.

"What the hell is John doing out on the floor?"

"Sounds like 'We Are The Champions' came on, and he's an interpretive dunce..."

by Ambad June 24, 2013

Interpreneur

Internet entrepeneur

Interpreneur in Internetworld should comply with Customerdemand.

by Hercolena Oliver July 10, 2010

Interpretive hearing

When someone listening to what they are being told, chooses to interpret what was said to them to fit their current needs.

Mom: son do NOT play with the iPad anymore.
Son: OK Mom
Mom: son you are playing with the iPad again!
Son: yes, but I stopped for ten minutes when you told me to stop.
Mom: now that is interpretive hearing!

by Mr. Foto June 19, 2018

interneternity

A period of time spanning from the second something is posted online, until the complete and total annihilation of the entire universe. Maybe longer.

Did you really post that pic of your ass boil? You might as well embrace celibacy.

Nah, it’s just for interneternity. I may still get laid a few thousand lives from now.

by The Jackel 2003 June 28, 2019

Interpreneur

Somebody who solely runs their business online with no bricks and mortar location and surely has no intension to ever have one.
This can be seen mostly on social media platforms greatly operated by Gen-Z.

From 9 to 5 I am an employee and from 5 to 9 I am an Interpreneur.
Pay 50 thousand Zim-dollars to join my online seminar on Interpreneurship.

by Jack Taylor the Third October 25, 2023

Humorous interpretation

Also known as HI, humorous interpretation is an event in the interpretation category of speech and debate. Speakers give a 10 minute speech switching characters, voices and spitting everywhere. Most drama happens in this event as judges do not understand how to judge it. Pops and transition noises between characters are essential. You will most likely see the classic haaaaaapt sound. This event is owned by the god of humorous interpretation Don Zolidis, who has written a number of scripts. If one does a Don Zolidis piece, they may have subjected themselves to teasing. Humorous interpretation or Humor is mostly done by lanky white boys and girls in the event is a rarity. These pasty long boys get far because they can get away with many sexual jokes that females can not. Out of all the events, humor is watched frequently.

If you’re looking to heal your broken soul, go watch some humorous interpretation videos.

by VINCENTVANCOUGH March 6, 2018

Interpretive Pocket Dancing

The act of Being a stoner with a coat on. Noticing that you can make your pockets move while your hands are in them. Being known as one Kiara Jordon.
Act of being a rehab cab student.

Kiara tried to Interpretive Pocket Dance, but it came out looking like a seizure.

by Tom n Pat June 21, 2004