Instafam

Friends who you met on instagram and who you are extremely close to

I miss you too instafam

by Ziggy_h May 30, 2018

Instawank

Masturbating over girls pictures on instagram, mostly over celebrities

Joe: Hey John, i had such a good instawank yesterday

John: Oh yeah me too, I was beating my meat so hard over that emily girls pictures

by MrDinosawrus May 24, 2013

instafamy

Somebody resorting to desperate/sorry measures to attract Instagram followers

Struggling for new followers she abandoned her saucy-cycling-feed and brazenly took all her kit off to achieve instafamy!

by Bainksy December 18, 2018

Instadaddy

A man "who has no kids" that dates a woman with kids.

She told me she had a kid. I don't want to become an Instadaddy.

by The_Enbalmer November 26, 2006

Instadrama

drama that comes from people arguing or trolling your Instagram comment board.

Wow, Sam really causes a shit storm of instadrama when he posted a picture of his wife's cleavage.

by HypnotoadAZ April 9, 2015

Instafam

A term used to refer to your followers on Instagram.

'Did you see that iconic photo I took yesterday of my patented gourmet beans on toast recipe?'
'Fuck that shit, I wouldn't join your Instafam if you payed me bruv'

'Finally reached 20,000 followers, big luv to all my Instafam!'

by keiranmerrick August 13, 2014

instaham

A individual on instagram who is full of themselves and likes to show it. Takes videos of themselves pretending they're boss or exaggerated to get attention. Will do anything for attention but, are horrible actors.

"Did you see what he put on Inst?"
"Yeah, what a ham."
"An instaham, that is."

insta instagram ham

by Humble Champion September 22, 2014