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Inflationary Language

A language created by Victor Borge. Every word that has a sound like a number (such as forehead) gets one added to it (fivehead).
With inflationary language, "Once upon a time, the Constitution was written." becomes
"Twice upon a time, the Constithreetion was writeleven."
by Mamahud February 8, 2010
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like inflation

n.) the phenomenon where one's facebook "likes" become inflated, meaningless, or worthless due to overuse.
Chris: Alexa always likes everything I post within seconds, her likes are so common that they've become meaningless.

Tom: Bitch does that to me too!

Erik: She suffers from extreme like inflation.
by rBergman January 9, 2012
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standing invitation

an invitation that says one is always welcome.
You have a open/standing invitation to visit us any time.
by srnand June 18, 2017
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Diva Invitation

1.When someone needs to be invited individually to a party several times and possibly, gushed over, and then you wished that they never were invited at all.
2. A person not able to accept or acknowledge a group invitation.
3. There will be Drama
Diva Invitation
Guy 1: Did you invite her to the party?
Guy 2: Yeah, I invited everyone !
Guy 1: yeah, but you know that Chick needs a Diva Invitation to show up at a party.
by MikeGO November 8, 2007
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GPA Inflation

Similar to economic inflation, GPA inflation is a drop in value of the "grade points" used in most schools today due to a dramatic increase in competition. In the past, a 4.0 used to be sufficient, but now it's hardly enough.

Strained by the sheer number of incoming applications, many colleges try to narrow down the applicants by accepting only those with the highest GPA. This, in turn, causes students to try to raise, or "inflate," their GPA by taking AP, IB, or Honors courses.

Unfortunately, this causes the colleges to raise their bars even further since so many students have 4.0's or above.
A: Hey, look at this, College X just rejected this guy who had a 4.1!

B: What?! It was accepting 3.8's last year! That's just ridiculous...

A: GPA inflation, man. That's what it is.
by D zy July 30, 2009
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Inanimate Insanity Invitational

The third season of II (Inanimate Insanity). It was created by AnimationEpic. This fictional reality show contains 18 contestants. Half are debuters and the other half are veterans.
Alright, with our teams assembeled, it's time for the first challenge. This is inanimate Insanity. Seasonnnnnn.... 1, 2, 3, go!

-MePhone from Inanimate Insanity Invitational
by kangsaebyeokplayer67 November 21, 2021
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Belly inflation

Usually, belly inflation is done one of two different ways.
The two ways are:
Via Air
Vie Water Enema
first we will talk about air inflation.
The person that wishes to inflate her belly first gets a device capable of pumping air. Such things can be a bicycle pump or an aquarium pump. These items are perfect, for they both can pump air, and have long hoses for easy inflation. Then the hose is inserted three to for inches up the anus to insure that no air escapes, this is done by perhaps lubing the hose with vasoline. Air is then slowly forced into the rectum and then into the colon. This air rises, and pushes on all the walls of the colon. This pressure builds, and pushes the belly outward. Often during first time inflations, little to no change can be seen. but after practice, an expansion of over 40 inches waist can be achieved. Air is then let out naturally.

For water inflation.
The most common way to do a water inflation is in the shower. Most showers come with separate heads located on long hoses. These heads can be removed and the hose nozzle is then inserted into her anus. Then, with small amounts of pressure, the same process of slowly inflating begins to push the belly out. Often, by practicing, larger belly expansion is achieved. In fact, most girls tend to turn up the pressure to a higher force, this can really really push the belly out and make lots of pressure. This plumpness from the water is the best type of inflation. From two years of experience, over 8 gallons of water can be held for over 10 minutes, making a soft, pale, and stretched belly. such roundness is quite choice.
person 1 " what is the hose for?"
girl " Inflating bitch!"
Person 1 " belly inflation?"
by inflatablegurl15 August 8, 2009
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