A language created by Victor Borge. Every word that has a sound like a number (such as forehead) gets one added to it (fivehead).
With inflationary language, "Once upon a time, the Constitution was written." becomes
"Twice upon a time, the Constithreetion was writeleven."
The outdated, but still used, equipment that the best photographers use to take pictures. Comes in a variety of sizes, from the small 110 film (in a cartridge that looks like a telephone receiver) to the large format 4x5 film sheets. This film produces negatives that are used in enlargers and scanners to create a print.
I bought some 35mm film to take pictures of the circus when they were in town.