genetic incubator

A woman whos sole purpose is to bear offspring

My genetic incubator demands her weekly financial deposite.

by God March 28, 2005

incubator

Used to grow nipples to a satasfacory size.

"I chopped off my nipple, put it in an incubator and grew it until it was 7"8."

by jakefer October 29, 2007

Dick Incubator

When someone loves The-D in, and around, their butt area.

So much so, that they countinually nestle right up into the other's crotchal area hoping to swallow as much peen with their enveloping butt checks/rectum as possible.

Tim is such a Dick Incubator, he loves sitting on The-D so much you'd think it was gonna hatch.

by SweetGravy October 18, 2014

Incubator Tax

The monthly reminder of the poor choice you made to procreate with a psychotic narcissist (@incubator) who plays victim, while simultaneously driving a new Jeep and spending money on her multiple paramours. A monthly financial obligation that rarely makes its way to actually supporting your children, the incubator tax is synonymous with the 7-year car loan: a necessary evil you count down every month until it's no longer. Paying your incubator tax does not guarantee you any contact or custody of your child, as incubators are known to groom and alienate children against their fathers.

Keith's ex Jenny won't let him see his kid, but she went to court to have them issue him an order to pay her every month in incubator tax so she can make her Jeep payment.

by Vigilante Dad April 29, 2023

Incubator

Opposite of "sperm donor", an incubator is a semi-sentient hominid that has unprotected sexual relations with its partner and serves as host for the resulting conception. 9 months later the incubator's job is finished and it really should be separated from the offspring and released back into the wild, but in many cases it develops a form of psychosis which causes it to have an unhealthy trauma-bond with the offspring and turn viciously on the baby's father, leading to actions which result in the incubator being rewarded for its disgusting actions and given "child support", better known as "incubator tax".

Keith's ex Jenny is an incubator who just had his kid and then kept his kid from him.

by Vigilante Dad April 29, 2023

Incubator

N: A woman who carried a baby but doesn't care for them

Ie: JJNYCOLEXO on fb and tiktok.
Example: 7 kids but doesn't care for any of them. She uses them for financial gain and clout but ignores their basic needs over year own.

Jjnycolexo isn't a mother,; just a cheap incubator

by Give'mhell October 17, 2023

Inclusatory

to be inclusive, to make Inclusive a verb.

I noticed the band was very inclusatory at practice this afternoon.

by RedZoner16 December 10, 2024